God ain't dead
coz he was never alive,
Fuck that Jesus jive,
he ain't never gonna arrive,
Hey, Mohammed — shave that hair,
and why you got your ass in the
air, is Allah gonna stick somethin there?!
Father — hey, don't molest that boy
OY! He ain't no toy. Oh boy.
Don't diss me coz I'm a gay
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