The female equivalent of the male executive groping his secretary’s ass is the female executive shit testing the CEO. And observe. Female executives shit test their superiors all the time, paying very little attention to the menial drudgery of merely running the business. In this sense, women at work are seriously sex obsessed.
In this sense, it is sex all the time, work very little of the time. The company is boyfriend and family.
For girls, shit testing men is like men looking at girls boobs. Women want to go into engineering to shit test men. Men want to go into engineering because as little boys they loved toy trucks and video games. Girls go sex crazy at ten and stay sex crazy till menopause.
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Feminism is driven by sex. They are always talking about rape and sexual harassment because they are always thinking about sex. They are not thinking about careers in engineering because they like the C language, but because the boys in engineering have a status hierarchy in which girls are at the bottom, so they want to shit test those boys by demanding equal, indeed superior, status.
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On the contrary, I can tell you that there is not a small contingent of women who is just in it for the fun of engineering, and there are more than a few men who are searching for hot female engineers.
That you bring up sex as a major part of feminism out of the blue and reason that this is because they talk about sexual abuse as a bad thing shows you to be completely illogical and somewhat sex-obsessed yourself.
Not even employed, but sure, my love for programming languages all began as a way to one-up somebody with a penis.
Or you fucks simply give yourself waaay too much credit, guess which is it.
Most of the women that I know are seriously concerned with the students they are teaching, the research they are doing, and the books and papers they are writing. It strikes me that if "shit testing" men is what women do at work, then going into engineering and spending all that time and money at school seems an incredibly roundabout way of doing it.
Jim, you are very stupid. In all hierarchical working places, it is expected that all subordinates push up. It is called striving. It is only through sexism that this striving translates to sexual behavior in men and "bitchy" behavior in women.
I mean, this reads like you're against capitalism! What are you, a commie?
My mother. You fucking stop talking shit about my mother right the fuck now.
I SAID RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO WHAT SHE AMOUNTS TO, YOU'LL NEVER BE THE LEADER OF A TALENT DEVELOPMENT COMPANY SKYROCKETING AT SPEEDS AS RIDICULOUSLY HIGH AS HERS, ALL THE WHILE TEACHING CHEMISTRY AND I.T. TO AN ENTIRE SCHOOL'S WORTH OF KIDS.
In short, you are NOTHING compared to her.
Fuck off back into your mother's basement, and don't face me again until you've achieved something in life, you pathetic, hysterical, mysogynist asshole.
Yes, the only reason women want jobs predominantly held by men is just to irritate men.
BTW, what exactly do they mean by "shit testing?" Only thing I can think of is when we had our dog checked for worms.
Someone explain to me please; WTF is a 'shit test'? It sounds like something you get before a colonoscopy.
I don't want one and I sure as hell have no interest in giving anyone else one.
Feminism is driven by sex.
Oh, I see. You're fucking stupid and don't actually understand Feminism. I'll just ignore the rest of your ridiculous bloviating then.
One last thing: go stick your dick in a knothole. It'll probably be the only action you're likely to see until you swab out the useless sewer between your ears.
A man, telling us all about women, what drives them, what they are thinking, what they like, what they want...?
Right...
Just another frightened, entitled little man-child. Nothing new, or even interesting. He's as relevant as C++.
BTW Jim-any man I catch leering at my rack will be called out on it. Very loudly, I might add, & with the most venomous language I can summon.
Men want to go into engineering because as little boys they loved toy trucks and video games.
I'm guessing that you're talking about physical engineering here, otherwise what you said makes no sense...
They are not thinking about careers in engineering because they like the C language
If so, neither does this... but then, if this is true, then men think about a career in engineering for that reason and not because they loved toy trucks and video games...
Well done on contradicting yourself so quickly.
Girls go sex crazy at ten and stay sex crazy till menopause.
And boys don't go sex crazy? (Women often tend to get even more sex-crazy AFTER menopause... which makes me think Jim is slightly ignorant on the subject...)
"They are always talking about rape and sexual harassment because they are always thinking about sex."
Unlike whatever happens in your own twisted fantasy life, when women talk about rape, it isn't sexy talk to them.
"They are not thinking about careers in engineering because they like the C language, but because the boys in engineering have a status hierarchy in which girls are at the bottom, so they want to shit test those boys by demanding equal, indeed superior, status."
I know a woman engineer who has to endure assholes who complain to company headquarters when she shows up at job sites because they sent them a woman. That pretty much looks like it's the boys demanding a superior position and "shit testing" the girls, doesn't it?
@ practical god
Thanks. That was miles away from anything I would have guessed.
I dont understand "shit test" but whatever floats your boat.
a woman may exhibit a sex drive at menopause and keep it until after menopause. Its simply biology and human women are always "in heat".
Boys do the same.
10 seems young, more like 13.
Oh NOES!!!
I tried and failed the Fart Test.
No Shit Test for me. Boo hoo hoooohooo...
I looked up "Shit Test" on the Inner Tubes. There is a LOT. Go see for yourselves. I'm surprised so many here haven't done that.
Basically it's about women constantly "Testing" men to see if they have their "Shit" together, for whatever purpose; dating, partnering, workplace.
(I think)
> Shit testing is pickup artist parlance for psychological probing women allegedly do to figure out if the man talking to them is full of shit. This probing allegedly takes the form of bitchy behavior done on purpose to see if the guy will put up with it or push back. Putting up is failing.
Thanks!
Who enters software because they like C? I'm pretty neutral towards it (if portable assembler is what you need, C's okay). I, at least, make software because I like watching it work. Which doesn't happen nearly often enough. :-(
Well, actually, I went into engineering because I enjoy problem solving and happen to be very good at it indeed.
I definitely did not go into engineering for the sexy male managers, thankyouverymuch!
Also: who the fuck loves C?
"Shit-Testing"? Why would any woman want to go around examining stool samples from male co-workers?! Shouldn't only a woman who's a doctor be doing that?
Are independent career women into cavity searches as well? Do they feed their male co-worker barium? Do they administer a G.I. Series? Do folks at the office give each other colonoscopies for funsies? Do all women have a scat fetish?
I'll say, in my best Dr. McCoy voice...."YOU'RE DUMB, JIM!"
My work place (as an engineer) must be a nightmare for all sorts of fundies... I'm working together with women, gay guys, Muslims and black people.
You know what? We get shit done.
Someone should "shit test" your work, Jim, as I seem to detect the unmistakable odor of bullshit emanating from it,
You consider confrontational behaviour (which you imagine to be a product of sexual interest and not, you know, an attempt to be taken seriously by people who will treat you like a child if you don't immediately establish that you are not to be fucked with) the equivilent of being suddenly groped?
Considering the prevalence of establishing dominance among men and the old school past time of rousing someone until they get fed up and push back it makes every last man on earth sound kind of gay. I'd ask sarcastically if you believed every man who ever did this to you was secretly pining for you but then again you're a twisted deviant that imagines 10 year old girls to be sex crazed and presumably toying with men like you in subtle ways.
You're a delusional little boy in an adult body that thinks the world revolves around you. Get over yourself and the next time a woman has to go through you to advance in her career do yourself a favour and get out of her way.
I'm female, and I really don't see the appeal in trying to test what behaviors people will react negatively to. That sounds like the least enjoyable science fair project of all time, and you'd probably lose all your friends if you tried it. (The data you get from mistakes is interesting, though: I was relatively fine with catching a parent snooping around in my room when I was a kid, but one wiretapped phone call and I'm off to read encryption guides.) How would anyone on earth want to spend 8 hours a day doing that?
@Goomy pls
Ah. Yes. Thank you.
@ Ebon
Well if I'm reading practical god's explanation of "shit-test" right Jim is under the impression that any assertiveness or friction he encounters from any woman in any workplace is displaying "obvious" sexual interest in him akin to undressing men with their eyes. Assertiveness includes any attempt to get ahead in their career or establish respectability so in his demented mind literally anything a woman does that isn't pure service with a smile and zero protest is "shit-testing" and any educational ambition or attempt to be respected is equivilant to walking into a singles bar wearing a bright red "horny and available" sign.
Apparantly the very concept of making a living is lost on him.
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