As for Occam's Razor, it 'proves' creation, being the simpler explanation. Huh? God created the world. Four words. Life evolved from carbon by pure chance. Seven words.
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Congrats, Aqua_Raptor!* I never thought someone would misunderstand Occam's Razor, but you did it! You get a delusional boobie prize.
* And you don't believe in evolution?!?
Bullshit
One word. I win.
Self-organization.
Two words. Though Occam's Razor doesn't work quite that way.
If the universe was created, then purely natural means were used.
*headdesk*
as long as we are misunderstanding Occam's Razor and playing word games.
Life evolved: two words.
God did it without evolution and life just sorta appeared out of nowhere. It never changed or adapted and mutations are caused by demons. It was obviously the Christian god because thats the one I like and all the others are stupid. At least thats what my pastor says and I don't question him because I don't like to think.
One giant paragraph.
Ahahaha no. You fail, my good man. Occam's Razor says that for competing explanations for an equal series of events, the 'correct' one is the one that makes the fewest assumptions and postulates the fewest entities. Creationism postulates God, an entity whose existence cannot at the present time be proven or disproven. Evolutionary theory, being a natural science, readily admits that it cannot describe yet the inception of a process, but predicts fantastically accurately what happens afterward.
Occam's Razor slices in favor of evolution. You lose.
"God created the world. Four words. Life evolved from carbon by pure chance. Seven words."
You're a twat. Three Words. Or better still, Two Words: You cunt.
The Universe exists
Or
We are
It's not the amount of words dipshit it's the amount of factors. God created the universe has at least one more factor than the universe came about itself. And then you really have to explain where God came from (since this is really usually joined with "nothing can create itself, everything needs a creator")
I almost forgot
Shit Happens
Out Occam that
As for Occam's Razor, it 'proves' creation, being the simpler explanation. Huh? God created the world. Four words. Life evolved from carbon by pure chance. Seven words.
a. Aqua_Raptor is an incredibly intelligent person. (6 words)
b. Aqua_Raptor is a retard. (4 words)
So I guess according to this "Occam's Razor" you speak of, statement (b) must be true. Yup, I got it. Thanks for the effort and have a nice day.
You forgot "where did that god come from?". That's an additional six words.
Besides, it's not the number of words, but the simplicity of the idea, the lack of assumptions it requires.
"As for Occam's Razor, it 'proves' creation, being the simpler explanation."
Even the 'simplest' explanation can only raise further questions. And you may not like the resulting beliefs-destroying answers. Two words: talking snake.
"God created the world."
Then who created God ? DUUUUH?!
"Four words. Life evolved from carbon by pure chance"
That's seven words. Six words: You say '...words' before saying it.
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