: I wanted to inform you of a dangerous online kids' game at www.howrse.com . It's the first time we've ever let the children play a game online. They had seen an ad for it in Horse Magazine which I got for our 18 year old who likes horses. They like horses too and thought this game would be like their old CD-ROM Dogz 4 and Catz 4 by Petz. However, we found out the second day it wasn't anything like it at all!
We didn't know why they spelled horse with a "w" but thought maybe the normal spelling was a taken web name or something. Of course, we had to sign in to even see anything of substance on or about the site. The children chose a horse breed and color and name, etc. Then the program said they could make their horse "immortal." This seemed peculiar, but we figured it was just pretend. Then I saw players could earn "karma" points. This was getting even more disturbing. The software company name was "Owlient." I wondered why owls would be associated with a horse game. I wondered if the "ow" in horse wasn't somehow symbolically related to the "ow" in Owlient. There was also a black barn icon labeled "The Black Market." I thought why black? Any barns around here are red.
It wasn't until the next, the second day, one of the children had a problem while checking on their "horse" that I incidentally (or rather, providentially) saw my son had gone to the "Black Market." When I stopped and inspected that page while backing out of his movements on the site, I noted every link was the name of Greek Mythological and heathen gods/goddesses. Names included Hephaestus, Morpheus, Fertility, Aphrodite, Zeus, Medusa, Eolus, Pandora, Pegasus, Atlantes, and a statement that said, "A God that grants your hoses stamina and speed.....". Yes, the G was capitalized. Okay, these are more than big red flags, these are flashing neon lights that this site is evil!
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A bit more from that site:
"I also discovered the second day that to "breed" the virtual horses required email contact with other players which we would never allow them to do."
WHAAA, SOCIAL CONTACT, ONOES!
"A few minutes later, I discovered the site was from outside the US. The tiny flags at the top of the webpage were French, German, UK, and another, but no US flag. I hadn't seen them before.
I did a quick online search of Owlient company and found it was out of France by two boys."
IT'S FOREIGN!!11111111 OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Well, Angie K, if you understand why you don't believe in those gods, then you understand why I don't believe in your god.
"This seemed peculiar, but we figured it was just pretend. "
It is pretend, moron. It's a game.
Sooo, the reason this game is evil: mythical gods and foreign players
Um, stay away from Diablo. Moo
O TEH DEMONZZZ!!!!11
Snoop.
[Hey presto - William S Burroughs 'cutup'!]
I wanted to inform you of a dangerous...18 year old who likes horse... They like horse... too and thought this game would be like... they could make their horse immortal...
...This was getting even more disturbing. The software company name was "Owl"... associated with a horse game...
...there was also a black barn icon labeled "The Black Market." I thought why black? Any barns around here are red...
Morpheus...
A God that grants you horse... speed...
Okay, these are more than big red flags, these are flashing neon lights that this... is evil!
Howrse is a real game and it's based on raising a virtual horse.
I first heard about it when a mom on a blog I frequent said that other parents on the site freaked out when they found out you could terminate a mare's pregnancy. They parents complained so much that you can't do that anymore, so now the forums are filled with kids who couldn't afford to care for their pregnant mares properly, so they got sick and might die.
This post got the most unfortunate URL of all time, but here's the story:
http://community.feministing.com/2008/07/anti-feminism-on-a-pre-teen-ho.html
Yeah... "Howrse forum" got cut off.
As I read through this post, I fully expected to come upon the inevitable revelation that the woman had signed her kid up for a bestiality website. Instead, she freaks out because some virtual-animal game has a black barn and references Greek myth. What the hell? Find something truly freakish to freak out about, woman!
This seemed peculiar, but we figured it was just pretend.
Its all pretend. It's an internet game and the whole thing is fake.
I wondered why owls would be associated with a horse game.
What does the name of the company have to do with the game?
When I stopped and inspected that page while backing out of his movements on the site, I noted every link was the name of Greek Mythological and heathen gods/goddesses.
How dare they recognize other gods besides mine!
Neopets has a "dark farie" and an evil ghost that stills your shite. On gaiaonline you can dress your avatar up as a vampire. That dosent make them evil.
It's a game. Stop acting like a fucking pussy over an internet game.
@Hotspur: This isn't some glossy teen-magazine she's talking about.
It's a professional mag for horse-owners & riders. So if the kids and/or parents are involved in horseriding, there's a big chance they have some of these around the house. And they probably won't get 'beaten up' over it.
Which doesn't mean this woman is forgiven for her completely ignorant view on other religions. What a twat. :-S
Available classes you'd be offended by in the online game Adventure Quest:
Mage, Wizard, Necromancer
Available classes you'd be offended by in the online game DragonFable:
Necromancer, Death Knight, Mage
Stay away from the internet.
You should encourage your children to play nice, decent games like GTA IV. It only has godly violence, homicide, and mayhem. And no horses.
@Sanya:"parents on the site freaked out when they found out you could terminate a mare's pregnancy. They parents complained so much that you can't do that anymore, so now the forums are filled with kids who couldn't afford to care for their pregnant mares properly, so they got sick and might die."
Ha, exactly what happens from banning abortions in the real world! :D
O M F G
Your kid is 18!
GET OVER IT!!!
You buy those games with the Z on the end? Omg, those games are cheap immitations of real games!
I feel so sorry for your kid, he's so sheltered
@Anna Ghislaine: I love Neopets so hard :3 and I'm 24.
Also, at least there, your pets can't die... dying, yes, but not out and out kick the bucket.
"Ha, exactly what happens from banning abortions in the real world! :D "- Moon Wolfhowl
Exactly! The woman who submitted that story pointed that out and described how she used that as a learning experience for her daughter.
When I stopped and inspected that page while backing out of his movements on the site, I noted every link was the name of Greek Mythological and heathen gods/goddesses.
Wasn't there a saint named Dionysus?
When I think of all the much, much worse games on-line and for the consoles that are marketed to teenagers (GTA, Condemned, Manhunt, Silent Hill, to name but a few) it puts into perspective just how silly and reactionary Angie K's concerns are.
For a non-artistic example, it's like saying Bratz dolls are responsible for the explosion in teen pregnancies.
@Sayna: I read that community post you linked to over on feministing a few weeks ago, and the author points out that the anti's view of reality is so warped that they cannot accept the truth of what happens (sickness and death) if abortions are outlawed even if it's happening to a pixel character on a computer. So true, and so scary that these people often get their way IRL, too.
Wow... this is so DUMB!
Do you know, that you are a legend on howrse? People post your complaint on the forums and other people laugh themselves to death. They call this "The stupidest Anti-Howrse article ever". I'm not joking. You know the thing that makes you want to murder everyone in your city? This article is that thing.
What do you want them to do? Change all the names to Christ? Then you would still be complaining because you would be all
"That's a mockery of the Lord! I want a lawyer!" Lady, GET A FREAKIN' LIFE AND LET YOUR KIDS HAVE FUN DANGIT!!! They don't need to be watched over as close anymore, and who are you to get into their accounts and mess with them?!
I am not much older than one of your kids, and if I were your kid, I would either hate you for your lack of sense of personal space, or run away to join
a) the Navy
b) A carnival
c) to some home where they respect my personal space, even if it is online.
I don't want to waste any more of my breath, so I will just say LordJiro has said all that needs to be said.
i play on Howrse and you are COMPLETELY incorrect. I am friends with people from ALL different religions on that sight, it is not a 'cult'. I honestly dont know what to say, maybe YOU should be more open to other beliefs and cultures instead of believing they are evil, which they are not.
It is conceited to believe that your God is the only God out there. Howrse - the W is related to the "Ow" in Owlient - it's just a company name and has nothing to do with owls. Besides, Owlient doesn't own just Howrse - they also created Babydow. What is wrong with an online game being associated with Greek MYTHOLOGY? Duh! None of those gods are even REAL - it is JUST PRETEND. Karma is actually a real company name associated with horses in the real world. You seriously need to take a chill pill or 60 and get a life.
You must be stupid or something, lady. You seem to think that Greek mythology includes witchcraft. Psycho. Plus Howrse is a great game, I have played on it forever. I'm Ridera if you want to get in touch.
Get a grip...This is a GAME. My child has played this for several years, with no thoughts of worshipping but one god, or owls or whatever. Stop trying to detect symbolism in everything or they will come and take you away. I feel sorry for your "child". Will pray for you.
Wow, Howrse made it to FSTDT!
I haven't played that game in about a year. Maybe I should get back into it. It was rather fun.
"I also discovered the second day that to "breed" the virtual horses required email contact with other players which we would never allow them to do"
It doesn't. I mean, if you just want to breed your mare, you go to a list of stallions and pick one. Don't even need to know the owner's username. Sheesh. I almost broke a rib laughing over this one. Poor woman, if your kids are protected from this degree of social contact, they are so never going to be able to survive the REAL WORLD.
Four years onward and still a nugget of gold.
By the way you may want to avoid DDO and Runescape as well. Aside from having more than one god/one pantheon, there's the reference to Asgard, and True Reincarnation and the option to make your avatar into an "outsider" by replacing their skin with that of a demon. Just a few more things to help you lose sleep at night.
'Then the program said they could make their horse "immortal." This seemed peculiar, but we figured it was just pretend.'
Change the word horse to saviour though and it all starts to make sense.
'Okay, these are more than big red flags, these are flashing neon lights that this site is evil!'
And the above comment is a sign that the original writer is one howrse short of a herd..
I've only read the first page of comments, so not sure if someone's made the point already, but yeah - I was fairly surprised that the idiot didn't realise it was also an anagram for whores....not that I'd imagine she is particularly intelligent :D
Dafuq? Sounds like this woman is brainwashing her kids. It's this kind of mindless, ignorant hate of other religions that's ruining us as a society and a species. I've played Howrse for years and have never found anything nearly so outright hateful to any religions as this ignorant woman tries to portray. Next thing you know she'll be finding Satans face in a bowl of oatmeal and boycott food as the Devil's tool.
Ooooh yes, and where might that lead to...?:
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Worship of Princesses Celestia? Luna? Twilight Sparkle?!
All praise Lauren Faust (Ponies and Blessings Upon Her). [/Invisible Pink Unicorn]
Oh, won't somepony please think of the Bronies and Pegasisters ?!
It is the Worst. Thing . EVER! [/Rarity] [/Drama] /)^3^(\
@Chocolate ice cream
'A God that grants your hoses stamina and speed.....'.
"One word.
Viagra"
After that scene with Pinkie Pie in a wild west saloon showgirl's outfit - and it's effect on Rainbow Dash - no Viagra required. One word: Wingboner.
=3 POMF
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