So it [bacteria] gradually grew a penis over time?
[Bacteria don't have penises!]
But why are there penises (peni? what's the plural?) all over the place today? The bacteria didn't need the penis so why did it work towards an organism that would develop one if it was uneeded to reproduce?
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Such a point deserves a response of equal value, logic and validity:
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<Edit: Added line breaks to the stream of PENIS to save future generations from the horror that is the horizontal scroll bar>
Actually, among conjugative bacteria, there is a structure found on F+ mating type bacteria (and HFR, iirc) called the F Pilus, which, while not a penis, is somewhat analogous to one. (in that, like a penis, it's a thin hollow tube that allows for the transfer of genetic material from one organism to another)
You know, Malorie, if you'd take the time to actually learn some biology and read what evolution is all about, instead of wasting your time at Fundy websites written by stupid people who don't know anything, you wouldn't embarrass yourself by asking such ignorant questions. There is all kinds of information out there if you are willing to be educated. Google.com is your friend. Use it wisely.
"But why are there penises (peni? what's the plural?) all over the place today? The bacteria didn't need the penis so why did it work towards an organism that would develop one if it was uneeded to reproduce?"
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X3 >:D
Also, cocks:
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Nothing like a huge cock to wake you in the morning eh, Malorie?!
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'You can never say the word 'Happiness' without saying Penis .'
-Nick Abbot, LBC Radio presenter
X3
@#1259259
'But why are there penises (peni? what's the plural?) all over the place today?'
"DICKS
DICKS EVERYWHERE"
PINGAS!
The whiptail lizards don't need penises.
Do you have penis envy, dearie? (Malorie sounds like a female name.) Just have your first multiple orgasm, and the men around you will develop clitoris envy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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