[replying to a topic asking if Jesus was a virgin]
They say he was because God(and Jesus is God), would never sleep with a human because he is God.
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Jesus was half human, a demi-god. He had a mortal body, that's who he was able to die.
I always thought that the whole point of Jesus was that he was/ half human. Maybe I missed something?
He wasn't a virgin.
Jesus was a queer. Read the code words: you are peter, and upon this rock I will build my church.
It is obvious that jesus was giving peter a lap dance, and the mistranslation of "up in" as "up on" meant his cock was in peter's rectum.
"...would never sleep with a human because he is God."
Yeah! Human bodies are all sinful and evil and wrong and icky and gross and full of cooties, and we hate hate hate hate hate them, even tho' God made them in His image!
@CailinBan:
Ah I see, well that clears that up then! lol
But what is it with non-Catholics who get quoted here and their ideas of God and Jesus being very much like the Holy Trinity? I thought that was just some weird Catholic thing. In my school and church we were taught that Jesus was the son of God and that was it - he wasn't THE God at the same time. The American Baptists are closer to the Catholics than they'd like to admit.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Christianity is not monotheistic no matter how you look at it.
i suppose that would make him feel weird
realdolls aside, that is a little weird.
still though.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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