(On how homosexuals "turn people gay")
It's not a denial of being bisexual, but an escape from the loose of a loved one or a recent divorce or feeling sorry for themselves no one loves me type.
Take a straight that is married she stays home he goes out with friends, he gets drunk and goes home, they fight, she leaves him, he goes back to his friends and keeps drinking more but sooner or later there will be another male sympathising with his problems and they start relating with one another and soon they want to marry. There is more then one way that turns a person toward homosexauilty and it's not in the natural setting of birth. From my mothers womb I am born as I am today, not what I can become tomarrow.
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There is more then one way that turns a person toward homosexauilty
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From my mothers womb I am born as I am today, not what I can become tomarrow.
Learn to spell. And make up your damned mind! Is sexuality an inborn trait or not?
If you are so certain that you were born straight and will continue to be straight, how can you say for certain that homosexuals weren't born gay?
Seriously, is it so hard for you to imagine that other people might be different than you?
"...she stays home he goes out with friends, he gets drunk and goes home, they fight, she leaves him, he goes back to his friends and keeps drinking more but sooner or later there will be another male sympathising with his problems..."
Good gosh! Is there nothing that can't be blamed on women?!
*Ignoring the rest of the post*
"From my mothers womb I am born as I am today, not what I can become tomarrow."
But it's always today. Tomorrow never comes... How can you claim to be as you were born one day (other than the day of your birth,) but not the day immediately following? Did you just... fail... time?
"sooner or later there will be another male sympathising with his problems and they start relating with one another and soon they want to marry."
Hmmmm, been having a few uncomfortable thoughts recently, eh kosam?
"From my mothers womb I am born as I am today, not what I can become tomarrow (sic)."
One question... Still in diapers?
"there will be another male sympathising with his problems and they start relating with one another and soon they want to marry"
From SNL, a few years back:
POEHLER: Brett, you're Canadian. What do you think of this new gay marriage law passing in Canada?
BRETT HULL: Well, that's what happens in Canada when there's no hockey. Guys have more time to hang out, talk about their feelings, next thing you know they're in love with each other. I've got nothing against it, but I'd rather be playing hockey.
POEHLER: You heard it hear first folks: Brett Hull would rather play hockey than marry a dude.
So, as a heterosexual with relationship problems, who has sympathetic friends with whom I am drunk a lot, I guess it's just a matter of time for me, huh? Odd that I haven't gay married anyone yet, or even thought of it...
Anyway, I am mainly posting this to say that A Friend just made beer come out of my nose. Thanks!
Yeah, because everyone knows that all sensitive, understanding guys are gay. *eyeroll*
Is it even possible for two guys to have a strong, affectionate friendship without people screaming about how they both must be gay because they're not pummeling the living daylights out of each other to show how much they care?
"There is more then one way that turns a person toward homosexauilty"
So in other words, homosexuals are like prions?
LOL!!
It's all the uppity wimins fault, how dare they get mad at their husband for spending all night at a gay bar.
From my mothers womb I am born as I am today
So you weigh only 8 pounds and cry a lot?
I'm heterosexual, but I'm so good looking that I turn other men gay. Seriously. No fight with the wife needed. I mean, why do you think they call me El Guapo? Because I like the Three Amigos*? Get out of here.
(*I do like the Three Amigos, but its just a coincidence)
Could you please teach me the process of turning someone into gay? I mean, then i could whoever i want of all of the guys...
You can't? Fuck you, then. *grin*
"...sooner or later there will be another male sympathising with his problems and they start relating with one another and soon they want to marry."
That's funny, I've had lots of close male friends, some of whom were gay, but I've never felt the urge to marry any of them. Perhaps that's just a concern for you kosam.
Confused?
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