"take out a marriage license so you can marry a duck"
@Raised by Horses
"than take out a marriage license so you can marry a duck . a male duck."
Again, as Jon Stewart put it, "what is it with you people and the animal f***ing? I don't understand how your minds always go there."
I'll just leave this here, eh peg-gie? (and proof that Freud/Kinsey/Masters & Johnson/Ellis/Krafft-Ebing et al would have a field day with fundies today, RbH):
'Otis O'Neal Horsley, Jr. (born 1944) is a militant anti-abortionist known for producing a website which provided the home addresses of abortion providers in the United States, for admitting on Fox News to practising bestiality in his youth'
So I guess when that mule said 'Neigh', it actually meant 'Yes' eh, fundie rape apologists?! [/hyper-sarcasm]
Hey, I hear he's the originator of the meme 'I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash'! [4chan /mlp/] Neal uses episodes of "Mr. Ed" as clopping material! X3
Y'know peg, there's one little - but argument annihilating - difference between Neal, you, and gay men. And those two debate-destroying words?:
Underage people don't give it (and the law - via Statutory Rape - ensures it's impossible for them to be able to do so). Animals certainly can't. The latter word especially applies to adult women, rape apologists.
So how the fuck (no pun intended) does what two consenting, adult people of the same gender do in the privacy of their own homes, personally affect you? Speaking as an Atheist, staight person, their activities don't affect me in the slightest. Never has, never will.
Moral (Pun intended): Put your own fucking house in order, right-wing fundies, before you can so much as contemplate the notion of thinking you have the right to criticise anyone else's lifestyle. Slippery Slopes aren't advisable, when it's [i]your[/i] kind who are on said slope too.
...but I guess that's why you're not too keen to clean house eh, fundies? Because if you did, there'd be no right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity left in the US.