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*note this webcomic is supposedly autobiographical*
Father:Tonight we celebrate Halloween...our favorite gentile holiday. BAH! Hah,hah!
Billy:Jews dressed as vampires... how fitting.
Father: Fitting? What atr you dressed as, my adopted goy child?
Billy*holding out a crucifix* A PRIEST!
Mother: Aeeiii! A crucifix!
Father: No...the light... it hurts!
Mona: He's got holy water! Run!