I think we should summarily execute atheists on sight. Let them be scientific observers for us. If we never hear from them again, we will know that they were right. So come along atheists, do it for science and the satisfaction of knowing that you were right; life is a pointless series of events leading up to oblivion.

So what, anyway? You win. Life is pointless. Do you want a cookie? You still have to go to work in the morning. Only now, you have to be a little bit more depressed about it, but you win. In the end, when you are reduced to worm poop, you will always have the satisfaction of knowing that you were right. Oh wait, there is no right in oblivion. There actually happens to be no anything. Chomp my nuts, atheists. Chomp my nuts.