[discussing use of the word 'penis' in an article on human reproduction]

If it's just a 'completly ordinary part of the human body,' why is it forbidden by both social taboo and criminal law to display it in public? We call them the 'dirty parts' for a reason - they are kept out of sight because this allows them to be kept out of mind, not filling people's thoughts with lust and sin or damaging children.

[the talk pages are easily the funniest bits of Conservapedia]