Fluoride is the leading cause of atheism

So let's talk about two things that don't normally go together:
FLUORIDE and ATHEISM

Postmodern society has brought forth an age of theistic skepticism and a spiritual disconnect, which many militant atheists would consider enlightenment. However, I believe there's something more to be found in exactly why atheism is gaining popularity in first-world countries around the world. To explain this, I'd like to focus on the pineal gland.

The pineal gland is considered by some to literally be the "third eye" of humans, and is responsible for spiritual experiences and near-death experiences (NDEs) among humans (as well as moderating the human sleep cycle via melatonin). You could say that the pineal gland is the internal gateway from our usual human perception of reality to the endless multitude of facets of reality; it's our spiritual medium.

And then there's fluoride. Fluoride is everywhere, from your toothpaste to your tap water; they even give it to young students in public schools as if it's candy. However, an adverse effect of fluoride is that it calcifies the pineal gland, which inhibits its spiritual abilities, thus the spiritual disconnect that we've seen in postmodern society, as the use of fluoride use grows.

Now let's connect the dots. Our spiritual senses are shut off by the calcification of our pineal glands caused by the consuming of fluoride, which explains why we've observed a steady rise in atheism in postmodern society. It appears that people are now more willing to only accept what they can consciously see, hear, and feel, which is why people are unwilling to accept the idea of any sort of infinite, metaphysical deity.

Fluoride is the leading cause of atheism.