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alasdair #fundie forums.churchwebstop.com

Haha, time isnt an issue to a Buddist. You lead a pious life, you seek knowlege, and become Enlightened. When you die, your soul just reincarnates to a different body, depending on how nice you were previously. Luckily, the Buddists will be human again (Or something more, if they have enough points or whatever), but the rest that are crappy people will be bugs and other creepy crawlies. A large ironic karma situation in the end Very Happy Therefore, nice people have infinate amounts of time to become Enlightened." - I would rather die (in oblivion) than follow any theology resembling this. Fortunatley it's wrong. Also it doesn't make any sense. You can think of some ludicrous arguments - eg. what happens to people who get reincarnated as bacteria, then someone comes along with some disinfectant? Helping other people actually does make a lot of sense!

There are estimated to be 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bacteria on the Earth and only 6,000,000,000 people. You are therefore 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more likely to be reincarnated as bacteria than human. Additionally, it would take billions of times longer than the age of the universe for each life force in each bacterium to get a chance at being human and reach a state of enlightenment (Universe is only 11-20,000,000,000 years old). Buddhism is therefore false, QED.

LoverOfGod #fundie forums.churchwebstop.com

[Fundie believes she has the power to communicate with God in a two-way conversation]

A year and a half ago I was talking to him and I asked him why is it that he allows children to suffer. I stated that they are innocent and therefore should not be made to suffer through physical illness. The reason that He has been allowing it is complicated and will be revealed later, but He agreed with me and at that time he gave me the revelation concerning the healing of the children. The day everything is going to change is the day he is going to bless me. And, that night, he will heal ALL children who suffer any chronic illness, disability, injury, birth defect or handicap. That is almost 2,000,000 children across the globe. It will be a pure act of love for the entire world to witness. And that is going to set off a chain of events that will change the course of history. Two other things will happen that night. ALL believers who have prayed for their healing but have not yet received it will be healed. Food will be put out for the hungry children of the world. It will be put out by Angels of The Lord in strategic places and be replenished every three weeks. There will be stern warnings to world leaders that this food must only be used to feed the children.

That act of love is going to get the worlds attention. Pediatric wards will close. Children’s hospitals will close. This is not just a one time healing. Those illnesses, those disabilities, those birth defects, those handicaps, will END! The question is: How will the world outside of the Christian Church know that it is the Lord God of Israel who is responsible for this act of love? I went public with this revelation over a year ago. There are thousands of people who are aware of it. The Angels who will be putting out the food will be seen by many.

There will be other supernatural miracles. God will appear on the Earth and address hundreds of people. It will by witnessed by members of the media and there will be photos and video of it.