Needed: A UN rep who ain't a wienie. Who will stand atop the Israeli wall and proclaim that idiot fanatic Muzzies built this wall and will maintain it with their hatred. Who will denounce Palestinians as leeches who need to get off their asses and do an honest day's work. Who will praise Israel for having made the desert bloom rather than just using it as a camel toilet as Arabs have done for centuries. Who will condemn Islamists as enemies of mankind who need to quit licking camel recti because it affects their breath and rots their teeth. Who will announce that the Arab world has a responsibility to give the Palestinians a place to live in their millions of square miles of sand, rather than in the few hundred square meters that comprises Israel. Who will point out that Islamists had better mutilate their women lest the women run off with handsome American men with big dicks who would treat them like they loved them rather than like they hated them, as Islamist men do with their teeny little wieners.