[On why he hates eHarmony]

The first is that it is a Christian website and forces vile, distorted bullshit like Jesus onto the people who sign up for it. The second is that the only match I've gotten so far is a fucking coon. How dare they give my a mouth breathing ape as a match!? That's disgusting and an insult to my intelligence.

This thing below is not datable. If I wanted to date a turd I'd go to the fucking zoo and pick up a chimp! Fuck eHarmony!