(This is more of a "Fundies Do the Darndest Things".An Oregon man convicted of nine counts of burglary, all of them involved stealing used panties. Poor bastard.)

He blamed it on the isolation he experienced growing up as a member of the insular Jehovah's Witness faith.

"I was a Jehovah's Witness all my life, and tried to live a perfect life, according to the Bible and the doctrines of the Jehovah's Witnesses," he said. "I never committed fornication and kept away from all worldly sins. I lived all my life in isolation, in a lonely religious prison, deprived of friends, love, intimacy and happiness."