And the sad thing about atheism, my atheist friend, is that there is a significant shortage of atheist woman relative to atheist men so you probably do not have an atheist girlfriend to help you spread atheism and evolutionism!

And even if you did have one of the few atheist women as a girlfriend, she is probably a difficult feminist who doesn't want to help you do anything! Atheism and Darwinism are such dreary, lifeless and unpleasant religions. Is it any wonder atheism is filled with quarrelsome, socially challenged people who are at each others throats so often?