people talk so much shit about how vegans are pushy and aggressive but lmty i couldn’t even have a birthday dinner without half the table a) preaching about how humans are omnivores, b) being snarky when I say “I love my food; I didn’t give anything up” and responding “meat!”, c) complaining about how my diet makes it hard to cook jfc you are a TRAINED CHEF and it’s been FIVE YEARS it can’t be THAT HARD, d) restating the ever-popular “I could never be vegan”, and e) telling me that i’m “too sensitive” when I say that I don’t want to talk about this anymore FOR FUCK’S SAKE IT’S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, I JUST WANT TO GET THROUGH A FUCKING MEAL WITHOUT HAVING TO JUSTIFY OR DEFEND MY DIET FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME, COULD YOU GIVE IT A FUCKING REST PLEASE.

moral of the story if you talk shit about vegans i will punch you in the crotch really hard, or at least I will really really want to