[Title: Martin Luther King, pedo?]

We all know Martin Luthers famous speech, "I Have a Dream" but has anyone actually looked into the depths of this 'dream' he speaks of? No.
In my mind, because he is speaking of dreams, and children, it makes me worry. And also, considering he is black, all that goes through his mind is sex. Dreams + children + sex + black man = spawn of blues paeodophilia. For all we know, he's a time traveler, and traveled back in time to create the blues, and the Great Depression.

Don't get me wrong, most of what i say is extremely racist and stereotypical, but we can't risk these things when a child-touching black man is on the loose, and able to travel through time. Hide your children! Kill them if need be! Just don't let a black man near them!

Thank me when this is over