Don't you know that evolution is basically a racist concept? Some evolutionists still teach that white people evolved from "negros" who evolved from apes -- meaning "white people are more evolved!"

[In a "Truth For Youth" comic "spoofing" Harry Potter (called Hairy Polarity and the Sinister Sorcery Satire), our two "heroes" unlock the code for a door marked private by using the clue "Magic is all about..."]

Knowledge! That was the password. "Magic is all about Knowledge" WAY COOL!

Remember? It's what professor Dumbitdown said in the first book of Hairy Polarity!