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Touch My Tentacles #fundie touchmytentacles.tumblr.com

It’s always a sad day when you have to no longer be friends with someone. I will NOT tolerate any ignorance in my life. If you don’t go vegan after I’ve explained all of the forms of torture that they go through, then fuck you go eat a brick. I have no time for you nasty selfish fucks. It’s only a matter of time before I cut any non-vegan out of my life completely. Ya’ll are crazy baby eaters. Get that shit away from me.
(Tagged: being intelligent comes with a price, fuck her)