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Universal Rights #conspiracy universal-rights.com

What Came First, The Military Or The Government?

Without the Knights Templars, Christianity would not exist in its current form.

Without the Knights Templars, the Protestant Reformation would not have happened.

Without the Knights Templars, the European Royal Bloodline would not exist.

Without the Knights Templars, the fiat banking system would not exist.

Without the Knights Templars, the Jesuits would not exist.

Without the Knights Templars, the Masonic organizations would not exist.

Without the Knights Templars, the Natives of the Americas would not have been slaughtered and their land stolen by Christians.

Without General Washington's Masonic Army, which overthrew the governments of the thirteen colonies, the corporation titled the United States of America would not exist.

Without the people that control the United States Military, WWI could not have happened.

Without the assistance of the United States Military, the USSR could not have been formed.

Without the assistance of the United States Military, WWII could not have happened.

Without the consent of the United States Military, the State of Israel would not have been created after WWII.

Without the assistance of the United States Military, Iraq's Saddam Hussein would not have had the forth largest military in the world.

Without the assistance of the United States Military, the events of September 11, 2001 could not have happened.

Without the assistance of the United States Military, Chemtrails could not be sprayed over America.

Without the consent of the United States Military, the criminals in Washington DC could not continue to operate.

Without the consent of the United States Military, not a single radio or TV transmission could be broadcast in America.

Without the consent of the United States Military, foreign bankers could not operate in America.

Without the assistance and consent of the United States Military, big pharma could not peddle poisonous drugs and vaccines.

Without the assistance of the United States Military, the march towards a new world order, whatever that NWO may or may not be, could not continue.

The fact is, the United States Military is the enemy to every American person and has been for a very long time. Without forming and controlling the U.S. Military first, the District of Columbia would not exist. Those that are responsible for all the criminal actions perpetrated by other United States institutions, such as operations run by politicians working from Capital Hill, the CIA, the Department of Justice with its FBI, and the Federal Reserve Bank, would not be able to do what they do.

Without enemies abroad, there would be no need for the United States Military in the minds of Americans. To ensure those enemies exist, and to ensure Americans perceive the need and justification for a large military, the Pentagon uses the politicians in Washington, the agents at Langley, the officers working from the J. Edgar Hoover Building, the Justice Department, the world's religious organizations, even the bankers (the founders of the United States Military started the fiat banking system) to raise enemies around the world.

They are able to do all this by lying, finger pointing, and stealing money from American people and American businesses. They call those lies counter-intelligence. They call those thefts taxes. They don't need the money though, but they need Americans to be financially disabled so people concentrate on earning wages rather than realizing just how simple things really are in the realm of control. They have fooled governments the world over, including the royals in England. They are masters at subterfuge and mind-control and they are really good at getting others to do the dirty work so they can appear as the good guys.

(more on this later, and it'll make so much sense you'll shit your pants)