['If you live in Virginia then you probably know that the General Assembly has passed the Anti-Gay Marriage bill. The issue will make it to the ballots in November, where Virginians can finally remove gay marriage once and for all! Please help us stand united in this war against homosexuality. As Republicans, we must all stand together!']
And remember; just shoot them in the head...they dont go down otherwise. And if you get bit, you can kiss your being straight away.
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Me, living in VA, I won't be able to vote on that as I will be 1 month under 18 in November.
I'd swear that's sarcasm, but then I'd say that about a lot of posts here.
Oh, and the bit about head shots -
I refuse to believe Brian is serious unless he continues to be quoted here. Surely no one could believe homosexuality endows people with superhuman powers.
Huh, I guess that explains Shaun of the Dead being labelled a 'romantic comedy, with zombies'.
Me, living in VA, I won't be able to vote on that as I will be 1 month under 18 in November.
Alright, you primitive, fundie screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!!
Listen close, Brian. You do NOT poison something as pure and beautiful as Night of the Living Dead with your filthy, homophobic religion. I was willing to let you say your piece, but when you bring Romero into it, I have no choice but to terminate you. Them's fightin words.
"And remember; just shoot them in the head...they dont go down otherwise. And if you get bit, you can kiss your being straight away"
Yes. Because if you don't take out that nasty, hideous Gay Zombie immediately, it'll smash through the (barricaded) door, shamble up to you and say...:
'Oooh, those cushions simply clash with those curtains! And lava lamps are just soooooooo 70s! Oh, and do these gaping, pustulent wounds make my bum look big?! Oooooohhhhh, spank me on the bare botty with wet celery and call me Dorothy!'
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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