SABRINA LOWE: WANNABEE X-MAN FOR JESUS!
....Though I'd doubt Sabrina would wear that sexy ensemble, being all wingnut Puritan and all....unless she's one of those 'Blond Republican Sex Kitten Types' in miniskirts who pretend to be Far-Right 'news' anchor women or Miss Universe contestants with ditzy homophobic answers....
....(PICTURED ABOVE: 'Dumb & Dumber - Blond Babe Edition')
Many would compare them to Barbie dolls. However; I feel Barbie has been unjustly maligned. Barbie has "Feminist Icon Potential". She's been in boatloads of careers. She's been much more than just "Pretty lady in dresses". She's been in various medical professions, she's been a Presidential candidate, generic businesswoman, an astronaut, she's even been into various subcultures (even being a Flowerchild). When I was growing up, he theme song went;
We girls can do anything!
Barbie was versatile! She could be as progressive or as old-fashioned as you could make her. I even remember having the "Business Woman" and "Astronaut" Barbies....
....(PICTURED: Fond Childhood Memories) The Business Barbie was called 'Day To Night Barbie' because her business gettup could turn into a nice outfit for a fun night on the town after a long day at the boardroom.
But enough about blondes and Barbies, back to Weather-Lady....
I don't mind the idea of praying for rain during a devastating drought or even being a witch/spellworker doing something for the same reason but this weird woman makes it sound like God turns you into Ororo Munroe.