if i eveer came face to face with darkins i woud tel him THIS
i hope you get to com face to face wit god on judgement day im surre he woud luv to wipe the smirrk off his smug face hell is go ing 2 b a very painnfull exprence for him im surre darkwing will keep him commpany they coud talk bout evilolution .. ... ..
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What with the poor grammer, nonexistent punctuation, in addition to the bad spelling, this deserves something like the Most Bestest Literary Writerdowner Award
If God really wants Dawkins to believe in him, why doesn't he just appear at Dawkins' house and say "here I am, dipshit!" Why keep his existence a secret, then send people to Hell for doubting his existence? Sounds like God's playing some kind of "gotcha" game.
Daring duck of mystery,
God has to wait until "judgement day" to "wipe the smirk off" Dawkin's "smug face?" He can't just do it now?
i hope you get to com face to face wit god on judgement day hopes? Like he's not too sure about a judgment day?
And you´ll find that he is patting his shoulder because, according to his son, he´s far ahead of you in the queue to Heaven, you little judgamental Pharisee.
Dawkins is fairly egotistical, so I can appreciate constructive criticism of him.
I don't know who this "Darkins" and "Darkwing" are, but I'm sure glad he's not trying to actually use this to refute everything they've shown about evolution and such... Damn, he is.
i hope you get to com face to face wit god on judgement day
Amazing,,,,, not one single word of over 4 letters is spelled correctly,,,,, this must have taken fantastic concentration to compose !
I suppose I owe it to you to relay the story of Darkins...
You see, everyone knows of Frankenstein's Monster, but very few know of his other experiment: Charles Richard Darkins.
You see, long ago, Dr. Frankenstein travelled through time and killed both men, hoping to create the ultimate scientific mind by sewing them together.
He called this creation...
DARKINS!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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