(In response to the judgement against the Westboro Bapt. Church)
Actually, satan has pulled a pretty clever and devious scheme here. he uses the evil Phelps group to vilify the name of Christ amongst the lost and unbelievers and gives all believers a bad name. Then he uses that to cause a way to silence the church through legislation.
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Let's hope they keep fighting with each other... Maybe that way we can actually good things done in the meantine.
P.S. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to blame Phelps on SATAN or some other such nonsense.
Dunno why that's here, it's not very fundie. If it wasn't from RR I'd say it was a moderate/sensible Christian (they do exist) making fun of fundies. I mean if I was a christian, I would certainly think Phelps is satanic.
I don't even believe in God or Satan and I think the man is pure evil.
How handy.
So , the Muslims who blow up people aren't real Muslims, either, right? The Jews that Killed Jesus weren't real Jews? The Catholic pope who looked the other way as Hitler did his thing wasn't a real Catholic? The Pastaite who ate The FSM's Sacred Meatball Communion with White Wine instead of Red wasn't a true Pastaite?
That's handy. Why, we could, if we were so inclined, make it look like that anyone who we viewed as "inconveient" were simply the "False Flaggers" of the religious High Seas.
You guys are good. That's quite a scam you're running..
I don't recall hearing of many churches preaching against the Phelps Gang. Perhaps the churches are in league with the devil too?
Could be they are all possessed by demons!
They'll soon be re-possessed by the bailiffs (Do you have Bailiffs in America?)
The first sentence is pretty much spot on if you're a Christian (except for the shades of NTS, but even then, No True Scotsmen doesn't mean that false scotsmen can't exist.) The second one is pure Rapture-Ready, and adds the extra point.
2'd.
Anyone who understands the Phelps also understands that they're not indicative of Christians as a whole, any more than the 9-11-01 hijackers were representative of all Muslims. I'll still agree with you that the Phelps are evil idiot-fucks to the core.
Also, the lawsuit isn't a free speech issue. The WBC were sued by a private citizen in civil court, and there's plenty of precedent.
Try again.
First, no way in HELL are you pushing that loon and his cultists on us. Like it or no, he's committing these atrocities in the name of YOUR God, and will be counted amongst your numbers until you do something about him.
Nahhhhhh he's one of yours.. you can't try and pass him off on anyone else.
BTW.. for a closer look at this kook, go to google video and check out a documentary done by Louis.. he spent a week with them. It's just NUTSO.
Actually, Old Fred actually believes what the bible says really should be carried out, unlike most fundies, who just want to disenfranchize and dehumanize gays like they do other "enemies". Another example of how fundies like to cherrypick the bible so they don't really how attrocious their beliefs really are.
Actually, until the last sentence, I know quite a few Christians who might agree with you. However since I assume most of you at RR are IFB and none of your denomination have had the balls to try and stop that dickwipe's church from calling itself "Baptist", I can only assume that (secretly) you may agree with him.
In other words, you don't want to claim him because you don't like him. Sorry, it doesn't work that way. And despite all your crazy conspiracy theories, there is no plot to toss out religon. First Amendment and all.
Anyway, I thought RR supported Phelps? Make up your minds!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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