Homosexual Agenda
8:00 - 9:00 - Continental Breakfast
9:00 - 9:30 - Welcoming address; icebreaker exercise.
9:30 - 9:45 - Coffee break
9:45 - 12:00 - Perverted TV script review and selection for next season.
12:00 - 1:30 - Lunch break
1:30 - 2:30 - "How to" video: sexually abusing children while Mom's back is turned
2:30 - 2:45 - Coffee break (please remain in the area)
2:45 - 4:00 - Sexually abusing children practice session.
4:00 - 4:30 - Review and feedback
Note: Be sure to join us at 10:00PM at the E. 97th St. entrance to Central Park for the "Rape anything in Your Path" party.
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated
imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?