Now in these days there’s a whole lot of Christians, Who just won’t take their stand.
They try to straddle the fence, and play both sides if they can.
But I thank God for those folks I meet, Who aren’t ashamed to say,
“I’m a fundamental, premillennial,
blood-bought EXTREMIST Christian warrior
“And I’m gonna stay that way.”
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“I’m a fundamental, premillennial,
blood-bought EXTREMIST Christian warrior
“And I’m gonna stay that way.”
I don't know if I should be amused or horrified.
Depends on how much firepower this Internet tough guy has on him.
Thank god for self-aware regressive thugs intent on holding our nation back no matter how severely they have to violate the laws at the heart of our entire legal system, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I can certainly see you thanking the god that most embodies those very traits for such throwbacks.
Also give up on the poetry. You fucking suck at it. Not so much because of the content as because of the actual technique (or rather near total lack thereof).
"There's a whole lot of Christians,
Who just won't take a stand"
But the growing number of atheists
Bring sanity back to the land.
"I'm an extremist Christian warrior
And I'm gonna stay that way"
I'm a moderate liberal voter
And I'll live to fight another day.
@Kuno
I imagine he sings it to the accompaniment of guitar and harmonica, with a couple of longnecks sweating onto the bar top.
premillennial
What on earth does that have to do with anything?
Even if you don't realize it, you're actually saying that your values will die out with you.
What a shame.
The most impressive and fearsome weapon of these powerful warriors is the keyboard, which they use to spray their bullets composed of ignoramusium at their fellow Christians on WND whenever they disagree over scripture. The effects are deadly, as the number of victims that have deleted their accounts is now into the thousands, and the situation shows little sign of easing soon.
@ tfaddict
....and a HUGE belt buckle with "Texas" on it...that's the same size as the actual State pictured!
ANYWHO...What is this guy, a 1990's teeny-bopper "surfer/skateboard dude" Mountain Dew commercial?
EXTREEEEEEMMMMMEEE!
MST3K vs. "EXTREEEEMME whatever"....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0OY9680sNk
....EXTREEEEEMMMEEE RICE! SUUUUURRRGGGEEE!!!
@checkmate and the Eater of Souls
I think he means premillennial as in premillennialism, the belief in before tribulation rapture, as opposed to postmillenialism, after tribulation rapture, and amillennialism, god does what he feels like, fuck timetables.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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