[Re: Houston's election of an openly lesbian mayor:]
Congratulations Houston. You have become a Godless Sodomite city. Don't bother to show up in your churches on Sunday mornings ... the Spirit of God will not be there.
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I thought Jesus said 'when ever two or more gather in my name, I will be there'. Or are you saying Jesus LIED?
I love how they speak for God. Let God speak for himself.
I love this fundie argument. God is only present for the faithful and abandons those who have committed specific sins (despite arguments that he forgives all sins). I'll drive past the fact that it's rather conceited to know the will of an unreachable, invisible person, but shouldn't sinners be the first ones on god's list of people to visit?
Wow, casting judgement on an entire city of people. We'll see you in Hell Mary.
Excellent Points Richard and Table Rock.
Ms. Waterton, I can assure that anybody who goes to church will find that God will no be there...If he is real, he has better things to do than to sit in with a bunch of lunatics praising his holy name.
"Sodomite"
Now I am by no means the expert on lesbians, but aint that the male homosexuals..?
"Don't bother to show up in your churches on Sunday mornings"- Huzzah!
"the Spirit of God will not be there."
-God is omnipresent, heretic!
Re: The last 3 posts
In addition, given that God is also supposed to be Omniescent (All Seeing) & Omnipotent (All Powerful), why has not said mayor been struck down by a bolt of lightning, from a cloudless sky...?
The only 2 conclusions that can be drawn from the lack of news concerning her demise, by the above are...
1) God approves of her or
2) God possesses none of the above capabilities, & is lying when he claims to possess them...
That's a bit prick-ish of God, considering many of his churchgoers probably didn't vote for her.
I had a friend who behaved like that to her friends when they were also friends with her enemies. Unsurprisingly, she's a right-winger now.
Wow. A city without a god, and where I get to sleep in on Sundays!?!?
What's the median housing price? I'm thinking of moving, already?
"I love how they speak for God. Let God speak for himself. "
If they did that, Christianity would not exist..then again, no religion would exist.
Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
Obviously it was god's will that a lesbian is in charge in Houston. Or do you people not read/believe in your stupid book?
"For where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them." (Matt 18:20, NIV)
"Don't bother to show up in your churches on Sunday mornings ... the Spirit of God will not be there." (MaryWaterton)
You and the Bible seem to disagree. Whom do you think is more likely to be right?
These are just the growing pains the fundies must go through. A few decades from now when homosexuals will not be afraid to be themselves, it will be such a normal thing that even fundies themselves will laugh at the FSTDT archives.
At least that is my fervent hope.
Hold on...I thought sodomy was anal sex.
Lesbians don't...have the equipment to do that.
(Unless they purchase it)
"Don't bother to show up in your churches on Sunday mornings ... the Spirit of God will not be there."
Kinda fucks up the whole 'God's omnipresence' thing then.
If he can't be everywhere, then he's not God.
Let me guess ... the "Spirit of God" will only be in those churches where homosexuality is condemmned with the strongest possible words and lesbians are threatened with eternal dammnation in hell?
And this shows again very nicely what this "Spirit of God" is in reality.
um, perhaps look up sodomite in a dictionery ?
if God is omnipresent but not in Houston then you have just proved He doesnt exist.
Where in the Bible does it forbid lesbians ?
"Woman shall not lieth with woman as she lieth with man lest strapons ..." I dont find that anywhere ;(
[Re. Atlanta's election of a black mayor ]
Congratulations Atlanta. By doing what you did in the mid-1990s, you have joined the 20th Century. And said mayor ensured your city won the bid to host the 1996 Olympics.
Where one person in particular was bothered to show up at the Centennial Park there. Extremely bothered. That person? Eric Robert Rudolph. A right-wing Fundamental ist Christian. A white racist (and the US's own Anders Breivik), and in whom the Spirit of God was there.
Meanwhile, Houston is making great strides into the 21st Century in terms of tolerance . Earth to Ms. Waterton, you have a problem. Atlanta got over it's racism in the 1990s, just as most of the US did in 2008. Baby steps, Mary, baby steps...!
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