I do not believe in going to movie theaters! In my own opinion, I think it is dangerous! Think about, you are in a dark room where anyone can grab you and do horrible things to you.
Also, the commercials that advertise movies that are soon to be let out are full of sin. No Christian who lives for the LORD has any business going there!
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It is a tragic thing to live your life in fear. Besides, in my opinion, those most terrified that someone is going to "grab" them and "do horrible things" to them in a dark movie theater are those least likely, aesthetically speaking, to be the object of such attentions.
Better not leave the house after dusk as someone might grab you and give ya a goosin' in the dark. In fact, better keep your bedroom lights on all night, that Teddy Bear has a sinister leer in his eyes. See if mommy will sit up all night with you.
What a co-inky-dink! I just read an article in today's Washington Post about how young people in Saudi Arabia are using modern cell phone technology, including Bluetooth, to make contact with the opposite sex and get around their extremely limited dating options. The article states that "Cinemas are banned men and women sitting in the same dark place is considered too likely to arouse mischievious hormones."
@ParanoidBaptistLady
Think about, you are in a dark room where anyone can grab you and do horrible things to you. Also, the commercials that advertise movies that are soon to be let out are full of sin. No Christian who lives for the LORD has any business going there!
Only if you're weak willed. Wait...
"I do not believe in [children assisting in the preparation for mass]! In my own opinion, I think it is dangerous! Think about [it], you are in a dark room where anyone can grab you and do horrible things to you."
That thread was a trip. Bro. Randy kept talking about abstaining from the appearance of evil and about how it could damage your testimony if someone you knew saw you at the theatre. About how they may not know you're not there to see a "bad movie". Someone asked, "what about gas stations? They sell lottery tickets and beer and cigarettes" and Bro. Randy claimed he spends an extra .15 per gallon on gas so that he can go to the only gas station in his area that refuses to sell lottery tickets, or some dumb shit like that.
Wound just a little too tight, methinks.THE LASERS. o_0
~David D.G.
Later in the same thread, CarolinaBaptistLady said:
Think about, you are in a dark room where anyone can grab you and do horrible things to you.
Well, only in Gibson's passion it will not happen. By the way, how many of you have been to theatre to confirm her stupidity?(by the same rule, I will not attend late services in Church or weddings for that matter)
I won't argue with you. If you don't want to go to the movie, fine. In fact, we'll be happy for you. Most of us don't like annoying jerks who shout on cellphones or shout about their gods anyway.
"I’m too terrified to walk out of my own front door
I do not believe in going to movie theaters! In my own opinion, I think it is dangerous! Think about, you are in a dark room where anyone can grab you and do horrible things to you.
Julian, where do you get your hot horny chicks from? Is there a shop? Of course, if the theatre is dark enough, I'm prepared to be flexible about the "hot" requirement ;)
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