Rule #1
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"Dear user:
Our moderators have determined that your username, 'Sheila', is in opposition of the Father, The Son (Jesus Christ) The Holy Spirit, or is in some way in support of the devil or his demons. Please choose a username more in keeping with Christian principles, such as 'BombAbortionClinics' or 'GodHatesFags'. Thank you for your understanding in this matter."
What about harrypotterluver or inuyashagirl?
I've jsut noticed, there are no fourms for games.
'Kay, they have a big "Be Saved" link, which indicates they are fundie.
But this quote isn't very darned.
One look at their forum as made me doubt if they even game at all.
THERE IS NO GAME DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER.
Even my Video Game club at my CATHOLIC school has video games.
- TORM
Your screen name cannot be anything foul, vulgar, slang, derogatory, drug related, sexual, or in any way an opposition of The Father, The Son (Jesus Christ) The Holy Spirit, or in any way in support of the devil or his demons.
"Welcome to Gamers4Jesus , Hard_tokin_ChristF***er."
Meh. If they were all "But you can't have that username, Jafar is a sorcerer and Disney movies are all evil anyway!" I'd tell them my name really was Jafaria.
It isn't.
Not that I'd want to join a site like that anyway. And not that they'd actually disapprove my usual username.
Usernames for Christian forums:
Jesusismybitch
I got banned from that site. I made a thread asking why they don't believe evolution and it immediately got locked. I was told I broke the rules even though I asked in a completely polite manner and posted in the right forum. They said that there was already a thread abou it and they linked me to a thread named "evolution fraud".
I told the admin that locked the thread that there was no other thread in the forum that covered my question and I got IP banned.
"Doesn't take much" doesn't do this justice, "doesn't take anything" is what happened with me
That's not really that bad, even if the site is wrong, you still should follow the rules(That is if you even wanted to join in the first place)
Those rules pretty much eliminate well over 90% of the on-line gaming population, that's for sure.
(As an aside, I went to their site, and although the webmaster of Gaymers4Jesus may be a supreme douchebag, but his teenage daughter(s) are WAAAY fucking hawt.
Why, oh WHY, must conservative religious women be like the liquor in the top cabinet?)
Well, at least they have a rule against spawn camping. For once I agree with the... Well, I was going to say fundies, but this isn't even fundie.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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