David J. Meyer #fundie lasttrumpetnewsletter.org

[G20 Summit]

It was here at this strange and clandestine meeting that the final groundwork was laid for the forthcoming one-world dictatorship and new universal global money system. It was Satan's business, and I am sure the demons frolicked among the elitists. Seated right next to Michelle Obama was J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter witchcraft books. All such high-level meetings need a resident witch to direct the activities of demons in the spirit realm. Why else would Rowling be at a political and economic meeting? High-level satanic activities are always sealed in a blood covenant, and just as the meetings were ending, a mass killing took place in Binghamton, New York, leaving exactly thirteen victims dead before the mind-controlled gunman killed himself. The timing was precise.

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