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[The edgelord with the racist porn blog returns! Once again, the source is NSFW.]

Good Dick Will Make Girls Think You’re a Good Person

Breaking a couple of my rules on talking about my own life, but something happened that was so remarkably indicative of how women work. Here we go:
Yesterday an Asian girl I know starts talking to me about how many creepy white guys she knows. That’s just a part of life, she says, if you’re a hot Asian chick, you meet a ton of awful, racist dudes who just want to treat you like a sexualized, racist caricature.
At this point, I decided to remind her that 15 minutes ago, I was cumming down her throat while calling her something like “just another hot little Asian slut who loves sucking white cock.”
Oh no, that’s totally different, she said. I mean really sketchy guys, I know you’re just having fun with that.
To which I mentioned that she’s literally in my phone as first name: Hello, last name: Kitty.
Nothing about our interactions really indicated that I wasn’t racist. We didn’t meet at a lovely safe space in a social justice rally, or have a long, boring conversation about the politics of kink before I started getting racial. We just started fucking, and at one point when we were fucking I said “of course you people love white dick” and she moaned enthusiastically in response. That’s it. As far as she knows, I could be a literal Klan member in my down time.
But women, I have learned, are fucking great at rationalization. And because she liked this, because she wanted it, she had to believe that I didn’t really mean it. That it was all a game, even though I’d never said so. Those other guys were creeps, because they were too awkward to turn her on. When a real man insults her race, she can only justify her attraction to herself by choosing to believe he’s a good person.
How great is that? How ridiculously fucking dumb are women? You can make fun of them, insult their race, their gender, their culture, you can slap them, spit on them, choke them, make them gag on your cock and then jizz on their face while laughing, but: as long as you make them cum, they’ll think “Oh… he’s probably a really nice guy, deep down.”
That’s way better than bondage. That’s way more fun than tying someone up and having your way with them, because hell, anyone can do that. It takes a particular kind of mindfucking superiority to make someone suck your cock like you’re a God and they are nothing, and still have them believing the whole time that you must care for them. Even when you kick them out in the morning, smack their ass and say “see you later, squinty! Oh, don’t let those racist white guys keep you down!” It really makes you love being a white man.
(By the way, for all the non-porn blogs who follow me, all the ardent feminist and anti-racist tumblrs I know are reading and might be getting concerned: as I make clear in my description, this whole blog is, of course, fantasy. It has no possible connection to the real world, and you should never feel guilty for enjoying this harmless fun. I have nothing but love and respect for all God’s children! If you ever get a little worried that you’re getting off to somehting so offensive, just read some more, remind yourself that this isn’t affecting your psychology in any way, touch yourself a bit to calm down as you think about my words over and over, and go ahead and contact me if you have any needling concerns.)

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