[The word Allah in Arabic, found in meat gristle]
"it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind"
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........riiiiiiiiiight
Don't worry, the nice men in the big white van, are gonna come to your house, give you a special white jacket and take you to a room with bouncy walls! wont that be fun?
Gristle:
The stuff you throw away.
Well, you throw it in the stockput and boil the crap[out of it for stock, then you throw it away.
Perfect metaphor for Islam.You have to spend a lot of time to get anything good out of it.
Allegory for Jesus: Actually, that might be pretty impressive.
Meat gristle, however, is not. Nor is the goat that apparently has Allah's name on it. Nor is the tree that kinda looked like Mary.
So. Uh. God sends us signs through meat.
One of the more interesting mediums of communication, I suppose. A bit more startling than skywriting, I guess.
"Brian, there is a message in my alpha-bits! It says 'Ooooooooo'"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."
I'm not impressed, nor saved, by that gristle 'W' looking squiggle. How does anybody know if it's upside down or not, you can't ask Jackson Pollock. Now if it should appear, say, in a rust stain under a freeway overpass...now...NOW, I'd have to convert! Though it looks like the republicans or Waldo would merit equal time with Allah.
re: the dog butt; Jesus Christ, that asshole again?
So god appears in food items and on the walls of dirty underpasses. Yeah, until I see "Believe in me or burn, you fuckers" written in flaming text in the sky, I'm not going to buy into this "omg look its mary in a cheese sandwich" crap.
[The word Allah in Arabic, found in meat gristle]
"it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind"
Believe it or we will blow something up.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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