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LOOK YOU LIBERAL, ROPE SMOKIN, PILLOW HUGGIN, SANCTIMONIOUS SON OF A BITCH! YOU LIBERAL FAGGOTS ARE THE CON-MEN (congress) WHO ARE DEFILING THE SANITY OF OUR NATION. THEY FEEL THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN CHRIST THAT THE REST OF US SHOULDN'T EITHER. THE REASON THEY DON'T BELIEVE IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T "FEEL" CHRIST WORKING IN THEM. THE BIBLE SAYS, YOU HAVE NOT BECAUSE YOU ASK NOT. I GUARENTEE YOU THAT IF JESUS WAS TO APPEAR BEFORE CONGRESS AND PROVE THAT HE WAS GOD, THEY WOULD EITHER BELIVE AND ALLOW OTHERS TO ALSO, OR TRY AND PASS SOME SORT OF TORT REFORM AGAINST HIM PERFORMING MIRACLES ON THE SICK SO THAT IT WOULDN'T BANKRUPT THE THIEVIN DOCTORS IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION. BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, BECAUSE AS I READ leecapella SAY, FAITH CANNOT BE PROVEN, JUST ACCEPTED, AND THEIR AIN'T A SHITTIN LIBERAL IN THIS WORLD THAT'S GONNA ACCEPT THAT JESUS IS GOD, OR THAT ANYTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF TEXAS. FU@K'EM! I SAY THAT NOTHIN GOOD CAN COME OUT OF LOOKIN AT ANOTHER GUY'S HAIRY ASS AND FINDIN LOVE!

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old comment by The Josh

Does this person know that freedom of speech, the very right that lets him spout off this heretical, hypocritical, bigoted, waste-of-electrons and oxygen garbage, was originally a radical LIBERAL idea?
Probably not. Does he care? I sincerely doubt it. Would he care if he got arrested for saying this? Probably yes. Would he then care about the fact that it[free speech] was a liberal idea? Probably not. He'd probably still blame the liberals. Just goes to show, nobody appreciates what they have anymore. That, and it's people like you who exacerbate the idea that nothing good comes out of Texas. I only know a few good things that came out of Texas, and they're people I know...Except, THEY ALL MOVED INTO TEXAS from ELSEWHERE...So...Texas STILL hasn't given us anything good. Except the Dallas Cowboys. They're all right. So are their cheerleaders. *Evil thoughts*

old comment by Papabear

"LOOK YOU LIBERAL, ROPE SMOKIN, PILLOW HUGGIN, SANCTIMONIOUS SON OF A BITCH!"
Listen, Mr. Shouty, someday you should explore the uses of the shift key and the comma. I am proud to be a Liberal. If and when I smoke pot, it is of a substantially higher quality than the "rope" to which you refer. I do hug my pillow when I sleep. Are you a window peeper? "SANCTIMONIOUS," well, maybe sometimes. Your statement concerning my mother is obviously from ignorance as you could not possibly have ever met my mother. My dog, however, is a son of a bitch. "YOU LIBERAL FAGGOTS ARE THE CON-MEN (congress) WHO ARE DEFILING THE SANITY OF OUR NATION." I am not a "faggot." Here again, you're proceeding from a position of total ignorance as you have not met me. Exactly how does one "defile" sanity? "THEY FEEL THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN CHRIST THAT THE REST OF US SHOULDN'T EITHER." No, I feel that you should not believe in Christ because Xian theology is patently absurd. "THE REASON THEY DON'T BELIEVE IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T "FEEL" CHRIST WORKING IN THEM." Well, that is one of many, many, many reasons why I do not accept Xian theology. "THE BIBLE SAYS, YOU HAVE NOT BECAUSE YOU ASK NOT." That is wholly untrue. I spent years trying to be a Xian, but intellectual honesty and reason kept getting in the way. I faithfully asked over and over, but was always met with nothing. "I GUARENTEE YOU THAT IF JESUS WAS TO APPEAR BEFORE CONGRESS AND PROVE THAT HE WAS GOD, THEY WOULD EITHER BELIVE AND ALLOW OTHERS TO ALSO," Of course they would. If Jesus appeared and proved he was God, we would all believe. You imply that congress doesn't let you believe in Jesus or God, but that is not true and I suspect you know that is not true. "OR TRY AND PASS SOME SORT OF TORT REFORM AGAINST HIM PERFORMING MIRACLES ON THE SICK SO THAT IT WOULDN'T BANKRUPT THE THIEVIN DOCTORS IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION." No, if Jesus appeared and proved he was God, congress would do whatever Jesus said. Curious that your Jesus hasn't appeared, isn't it? "BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, BECAUSE AS I READ leecapella SAY, FAITH CANNOT BE PROVEN, JUST ACCEPTED," Well, duh! Faith is belief without the support of evidence. That's not a good thing, Mr. Shouty. "AND THEIR AIN'T A SHITTIN LIBERAL IN THIS WORLD THAT'S GONNA ACCEPT THAT JESUS IS GOD, OR THAT ANYTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF TEXAS." Current studies show that both Liberals and conservatards shit. Maybe if your Jesus/God would provide some actual evidence of his existence more Liberals would believe in him. As for Texas, well, David D.G. is in Texas and he seems like a pretty good guy. The Houston zoo and the space center seemed good. The rest of Texas, well... "FU@K'EM!" [b]I've seen some very attractive Liberal women and thought of the same thing. Oh, wait, you didn't mean it that way? "I SAY THAT NOTHIN GOOD CAN COME OUT OF LOOKIN AT ANOTHER GUY'S HAIRY ASS AND FINDIN LOVE!" Well, then don't do that. Whether someone else does that is really none of your business.

old comment by GigaGuess

LOOK YOU LIBERAL, ROPE SMOKIN, PILLOW HUGGIN, SANCTIMONIOUS SON OF A BITCH!
Such a compelling rebuttal. You were on the debate team, weren't you?

YOU LIBERAL FAGGOTS ARE THE CON-MEN (congress) WHO ARE DEFILING THE SANITY OF OUR NATION.
It's my firm opinion that anyone who rants in all caps should not be able to decry anyone else's sanity.

THEY FEEL THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN CHRIST THAT THE REST OF US SHOULDN'T EITHER.
No, we just are tired of people like you trying to foist your religion on us. Believe what you want. Just don't expect us to, too.

THE REASON THEY DON'T BELIEVE IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T "FEEL" CHRIST WORKING IN THEM.
Seems awful callous...to hide your presence from those who would most benefit from it...but that's just my opinion.

THE BIBLE SAYS, YOU HAVE NOT BECAUSE YOU ASK NOT.
And what about those that lose faith? Those that "felt" the grace of Jesus, and turned? Certainly, they asked.

I GUARENTEE YOU THAT IF JESUS WAS TO APPEAR BEFORE CONGRESS AND PROVE THAT HE WAS GOD, THEY WOULD EITHER BELIVE AND ALLOW OTHERS TO ALSO, OR TRY AND PASS SOME SORT OF TORT REFORM AGAINST HIM PERFORMING MIRACLES ON THE SICK SO THAT IT WOULDN'T BANKRUPT THE THIEVIN DOCTORS IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION.
Don't like doctors? No one's forcing you to go to them.

BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, BECAUSE AS I READ leecapella SAY, FAITH CANNOT BE PROVEN, JUST ACCEPTED...
And guess what? There are those of us that blind faith just won't work for. Doubting Thomas got proof when he asked to see the holes in Jesus' hands, so it's not unreasonable for us to be a little skeptical, either.

...AND THEIR AIN'T A SHITTIN LIBERAL IN THIS WORLD THAT'S GONNA ACCEPT THAT JESUS IS GOD, OR THAT ANYTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF TEXAS.
Ah, my poor, persecuted Texan fundie...I weep for you, I truly do.

FU@K'EM! I SAY THAT NOTHIN GOOD CAN COME OUT OF LOOKIN AT ANOTHER GUY'S HAIRY ASS AND FINDIN LOVE!
So how's Narnia this time of year?

old comment by Felix Wilde

Sure, I don't think other people should believe in Jesus as God, because it's ridiculous. The difference between us two is I think it's criminal to force someone to subscribe to any kind of religious belief, whereas you expect everyone to act as if your belief were absolute truth.

Congress has not stopped anyone from following Christianity; unsurprising, since it is primarily comprised of Christians. I suspect you know how full of it you are.

Most liberals in your country have already accepted Jesus is God.

Actually, one of my favourite bands came from Texas. The Big Boys, fronted by openly gay man Biscuit Turner, played an eclectic form of funk-infused punk rock long before the Red Hot Chili Peppers gained worldwide acclaim for their take on it. Biscuit would famously leap off stage to attack any audience member who called him a faggot before returning victorious to the stage to finish the set.
In short, they were awesome. Texas has produced many more brilliant artists, but they tend to leave early and escape the bigotry and backwards thinking. You, feelfree, are the reason Texas is seen as culturally bankrupt.

Fuck you, and Merr- nope - happy holidays!

@ Scott: That made me lol. As an individualist anarchist socialist, I thank you.