[Not only women can be stupid...]
FOR THE GENTLEMEN: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A STUPID MAN
#1 You are a stupid man if you look at a woman, other than your wife, in order to derive any kind of pleasure.
#2 You are a stupid man if you use profanity.
#3 You are an idiotic man if you view pornography.
#4 You are a moronic man if you do not “wear the pants in your family.”
#5 You are an insane man if you seek sexual gratification from another male.
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#1 You are a stupid man if you look at a woman, other than your wife, in order to derive any kind of pleasure.
#2 You are a stupid man if you use profanity.
EDIT: anti-nonsense : Arranged marriage, duh!
I think flaunting one's IQ is a childish gesture, so I won't, but know that I am sorely tempted.
Then again, I could take pride in my stupidity, if these are the criteria.
How to tell if you are a stupid man:
1. You are a stupid man if you set up sick fundie requisites for judging people.
2. You are an idiotic man if you think that normal people take this claptrap seriously.
3. You are a moronic man if you spend your time making stupid lists like this.
All those "diplomas" and this is how you spend your time? I'm impressed (NOT)
You are a stupid man if you listen to a right-wing fundie fruitloop with self-awarded degrees try and tell you anything about how to live your life.PS The secret to a happy marriage of 12 years is that my wife and I don't care where we get our appetite, we can look at the menu all day long. We always eat at home. If your partner fears you looking at another person, your relationship isn't that strong to begin with.
1) Oh really now. I would argue managing to get both of them in my bedroom isn't exactly "stupid" but rather several shades of awesome.
2) No correlation whatsoever. I've met exceedingly polite morons, and several highly intelligent characters with quite the motor-mouth.
3) ... you're REALLY gonna have to explain how the fuck you got around to that one. RIGHT after you explain why its ok for YOU to have all that kiddie-porn, fuckwit.
4) I prefer a bathrobe; As hefner's shown us: it works.
5) Only if you're doing so while trying to quash gay rights and claiming they need to be "cleansed from the world" and punished eternally every day in between republican page orgies... er... conventions.
In response to #2, let me say this:
Shit fuck piss cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.
You know, you people are so full of it. This man is a DOCTOR and you need to consider that he just might know what he's talking about.
You guys have your fake doctors from "higher learning" and all that and say we should listen to them (like Richard Darwins), but you can't even CONSIDER to listening to anyone else even though they gots as much book learning as your folk might.
#1 Not a stupid man, just a normal man, with a normal libido.
Once again, you idiotic fundies, and this tells me a lot about you, focus on behavior, not identity.
Okay, I thought this quote was pretty stupid...but then I noticed the first line
"[Not only women can be stupid...]"
and I decided that this quote is REALLY stupid.
For shame on you apeists!
Yall shud not be saying such things as to make mockrey of th gud Docor Biscuit. He, like the gud Docor Hovin, is meerly trine to give th best advies he can to help fuks live there livse in a rite goddly manner cording to th gud buk and th word of th Lord and th baby Jesus.
Bye th bye, Docor Biscuit, if yall hapen to rede this, I was wondren how much you dun pade for yore docorit. I got mine for $49.99 but I dun herd yall can get them on th innnnernentnenent for as litl as $14.99.
Yorse in baby Jesus and all th litl dinosores
Rickty Sue (Docor) Kowalski
"You are a stupid man if you use profanity.
#3 You are an idiotic man if you view pornography.
#4 You are a moronic man if you do not “wear the pants in your family.”"
I'm not wearing any fucking pants and I'm jacking off right now!
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