Hugo Chavez is training muslims in how to blend in with mexicans and illegally cross the US border so they can carry out their terrorist plots.
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OH NOES!!!!
Every time I see Randy's name, I think of his awful picture of his massive fat ass stuffed like pork sausage into a suit two sizes too small. And thinking of that makes me think of the movie "se7en" and the guy that Kevin Spacey forces into cutting out a pound of his own flesh. Because Randy is a perfect candidate for that.
No, Bro. Randy, the only muslims flown illegally into America can thank the U.S. of A. for the trip to Cuba.Hugo Chavez is training muslims in how to blend in with mexicans...
How exactly? Did he hire Mexican actors? As a native Spanish speaker I can tell you that Venezuelans and Mexicans speak in a totally different way, and someone with an Arab accent would be immediately identifiable.
So, in short...
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1) Hugo Chavez is not Mexican.
Only in B-movies, my friend. In fact, how is that "training" working?, is he teaching them to talk in Spanish with a perfect VENEZUELAN accent?(not Mexican), don´t you realise that Venezuela is as far away from Mexico as Hawaii is from Iran?, besides, wouldn´t it be easier if they just gave them money, in case he was scheming so?, or just a cheap excuse to put all your bogeymen in the same place, for comfort?
Bro Randy is a deluded cultist, racist, sexist, hate-breeding child-warper who should be forced to swim in raw sewage.
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Not only that, but Darth Vader is secretly buying yellowcake uranium from unwed teenage mothers in a secret attempt to assassinate Jesus and free the Titans from Gaea's womb once more.
Honestly, man, how have you not been committed? This is violently, dangerously insane.
This is almost five years old. How many Muslim terrorists have crossed the Mexican-US border? (crickets chirping) Once again, you are more likely to be struck by lightning than killed by a terrorist. Stop being afraid of the dark. When someone's afraid, the terrorists win.
Somewhere in there is the plot for an extremely bad made-for-TV movie. The "good guys" could be led by Chuck Norris.
No, cancel that. I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.
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