Umm, I know theres a heaven because it's in the bible dude. Not because people told me.
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"Umm, I know theres a heaven because it's in the bible dude. Not because people told me."
Oh, well then. As long as you got it from the Babble I guess it's must be true.
I know you're an idiot because you posted this:
"Umm, I know theres a heaven because it's in the bible dude. Not because people told me.
Umm, I know theres a heaven Fortress of Solitude because it's in the bible Superman movie dude.
Just to let you know, dryhumper5: there's just as much proof for the existence of the Fortress of Solitude as there is for Heaven.
It's in the Bible, dude!
In the beginning, like, even before Annette Funicello movies, the earth was formless and empty, which is like totally a bummer, and God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water, 'cause otherwise you won't have any rad waves to let you pull off a way extreme 360." And it was so. So bitchin' !
So if I personally tell you you're a dumbass, you won't believe it, but if I hand you a tattered anonymous note saying "Thus saith Me: Thou art a dumb-asse," you'll shout, "Hallelujah! I'm a dumbass, and I've got proof!"
Oh come on, no one could be this stupid... (sees mention of VenomfangX) Okay, never mind, it's for real.
Yeah.
Heaven is in the sky, floating on the waters above the glass firmament.
It's all very simple, until you actually go up there.
The Bible lied about heaven.
So the Bible is true because it says it's true?
Well, you are an idiot because this post says you are an idiot.
'Umm, I know theres a heaven because it's in the bible dude.'
Like with most brain-atrophied fundies, this idiot insists that 'the Bible says so, that makes it true'. That's like voodoo priests saying 'I saw Dawn of the Dead, that makes zombies real'.
Like, dude, whoa, cowabunga. It was in a book, brah, so it's gotta be true, amigo!
The rest of his post is funny, too.
"Umm, I know theres a heaven because it's in the bible dude. Not because people told me.
Answer me this question please: If there is no such thing as god, then how come there is a 1000+ page bible? and the quran? (Which is a false religion developed by satan, but lets not get to far ahead of ourselfs)"
It amazes me that there can be this much fail in one tiny post.
And I know a giant orange penguin rules the universe because I saw it in a dream, not because someone told me.
Makes about as much sense.
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