Ann Barnhardt #fundie

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Q: Ann,
What advice would you have for Tim Tebow?

A: Retire. Get out of that cesspool. You have already accomplished a tremendous amount culturally. You done good, Boy. Now get out of there. The money IS NOT WORTH IT. The single greatest Christian example you could set is to walk away from the NFL right now.

Q: Ann,
Where should I go to college?

A:You probably shouldn't. The people who are going to be in the best shape after this collapse are people who know an honest-to-goodness TRADE. 95% of college degrees are utterly useless. Further, the Marxists are trying to gin up a sense of entitlement amongst the young by stating that a college education is a "human right" and that everyone should have a college degree. What they are really trying to do is enslave everyone with student loan debt. If everyone has a college degree, then a college degree will be, by definition, utterly meaningless. If the guy who scrubs the toilets at Burger King has a bachelor's, then what meaning does a bachelor's have? None. I would recommend learning by apprenticeship something like plumbing, welding, engine repair, carpentry, masonry, animal husbandry, petroleum extraction, machining, fishery, etc. College is over. Most degrees are intrinsically useless. Skip it.

Q: Ann,
What do you think of the Marines who peed on the dead Taliban?

A: I have little sympathy for men who live their lives wiping their anuses with their bare hands after bowel movements, and who view as the pinnacle of human pleasure inserting their genitals and depositing their semen into the feces-laden rectums of boys and other men, who suddenly get squeamish about dead bodies being sprinkled with a bit of urine - which is sterile by the way. Those dead Taliban were probably the cleanest they had ever been in their adult lives after being showered with the righteous tinkles of those Marines. Ooh-rah. That is all. Carry on.

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

Timmy Tea-Bowl:

http://villageatheist.org/nfl-player-blames-god-for-missing-catch/

'I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO'

-Stevie Johnson (Wide Receiver) Buffalo Bills, via Twitter

There are no believers in dugouts...!

You want the US to be educationally inferior to China, far be it from me to stop you, Annie.

And Annie, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, as it would be an insult to my superior urine to come into contact with someone as inferior as you, dearie. But I'd go to the nearest shop selling either lighter fluid, turpentine or kerosene, just to help things along...! >:D

old comment by Doubting Thomas

If everyone has a college degree, then a college degree will be, by definition, utterly meaningless.

If everyone has a high school diploma, then a high school diploma will be utterly meaningless. Most people don't really go to college to get a degree. They go to get an education.

What do you think of the Marines who peed on the dead Taliban?

A: I have little sympathy for men who live their lives wiping their anuses with their bare hands after bowel movements, and who view as the pinnacle of human pleasure inserting their genitals and depositing their semen into the feces-laden rectums of boys and other men

That's not a very nice thing to say about the U.S. Marines.

old comment by Brendan Rizzo

This woman is completely delusional. I don't know what she's smoking if she thinks that retiring after a single season (which, by the way, he can't do) is a good idea for Tim Tebow. As much as I dislike the man for being an attention-whore, even he has more sense than that.

Secondly, only a paranoiac conspiracy theorist, and an anti-intellectual at that, would believe that college degrees are useless. Does she not realize that people with college degrees are responsible for all major events in society? If she had her way, the United States would become a Third World country overnight. The countries with the lowest number of college graduates are, after all, Third World.

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got sucked into her vortex of stupidity for the better part of a quarter of an hour, here is my favorite quote that I found "Islam is about acquiring physical, earthly territory and installing a totalitarian government over the earth that provides a cadre of "elites" masquerading as some sort of "clergy" with massive decadent wealth and as much twisted perverted sex as they want, including homosexual and heterosexual pedohilia, ephebophilia, concubinage, incest, bestiality and necrophilia. There is nothing new under the sun. They want power, they want money and they want sex. The "religious" aspects are a stone-cold con, which Bin Laden himself declared in no uncertain terms."

This is from a militantly Catholic woman

old comment by Zagen30

I liked the question just before the ones posted:

Q: Ann,
I friended you on your Facebook page. Will you friend me back?

A: I don't have a Facebook page. Facebook is evil. I never have been on Facebook and never will be. You "friended" God-knows-who, a person who has nothing better to do than impersonate other people on Facebook. Creepy. And just for the record, the word "friend" actually means something, and it means something sacred and profound. I find the whole "friending" culture of online social networking to be seriously disturbing, akin to sexual promiscuity. Don't throw yourself, your affections or your intimacy around. Don't call someone "friend" unless you actually know them and are not just mere acquaintances, but ACTUALLY FRIENDS.

Now, I didn't check the Ann Barnhardt FB page, but isn't it just remotely possible that people were mistakenly friending some other person named Ann Barnhardt who wasn't remotely trying to impersonate this horribly self-centered person?

I also like her authoritative stance on what the definition of "friend" is. Yes, Ann, of course your definition of words are the be-all and end-all.

old comment by Alencon

If you do the math (and I have), a college degree pays for itself. Here's part of an article I wrote last year.

Is College Worth it?

In 2010, the median income for a high school graduate was $38,976. If you managed a 2 year Associate Degree, the median was $56,811. If you got a 4 year Bachelor’s degree the median increases to $75,568, almost double a high school graduate.

Now let’s consider costs. I’m using New Jersey college costs simply because I’m familiar with the schools.

Let’s start with the Community College route. An Associate Degree at Bergen Community College will run you about $6,500 a year if you go full time.

If you go the four year college route there are really two paths. You can go the private school path which is going to run you between $40,000 and $50,000 a year assuming no grants, scholarships or other financial aid that you don’t need to pay back. So that’s somewhere between $160,000 and $200,000. Those are big numbers but you can expect to recoup that amount, plus any interest paid on loans, in 5 to 10 years. Considering you’ll probably be working al least 40 years, it’s still a good deal.

If you manage to get into a state college the costs drop to $25,000 a year for a total of $100,000 which you can expect to recover, including the interest on loans, in 4 to 5 years or less. That’s pretty much a bargain.

Can you make a lot of money without a college education? Sure, but the odds are against you so ignore the morons that say college isn’t worth it. The numbers say they’re wrong.

old comment by Flah

"Most degrees are intrinsically useless."

Out of everything she wrote, that's what boils my blood the most (though the others don't make me too happy either). The letters at the end of a person's name have more meaning that Ann seems to think. They show that a person is educated, that they know how to think critically, and that they've dedicated four or more years of their lives toward that goal. And that's nothing to scoff at.

Yes, you might see a person with a BA stuck as a french fry technician. But you'll never see a person with no degree whatsoever designing working jet engines or performing life-saving surgeries or successfully running a corporate empire. Take a freakin' guess why!

old comment by Anon-e-moose

Superbowl XLVI:

New York Giants - 21

New England Patriots - 17

Now, unless Timmy Tea-bowl had suddenly replaced NYG's quarterback Eli Manning without anyone's knowledge; somehow using the power of 'Faith' to cloud the minds of everyone watching (even yours truly; staying up to 3:15 AM, watching such on BBC 1! XP ) a la The Shadow, making him appear as Mr. Manning, then all his 'praying' & 'Faith' availed him - and the Denver Broncos - naught.

...nope. That Vince Lombardi Trophy is now in the cabinet of the New York Giants, to join the other three (XXI, XXV, XLII Superbowls), and Eli Manning has a second Superbowl ring and a 2012 Chevrolet Corvette as MVP - for the 2nd time.

Never has the phrase been so appropriate, Timmy: Where is your God now?! >:D

Therefore...:

"Q: Ann,
What advice would you have for Tim Tebow?"

Well, my advice would be 'give up your religion, pal, it's done sweet fuck all for you & your team's performance; certainly your image in the sphere of sport as a whole, and how such is perceived outside the US' (even the NFL must wince at Timmy's fundieness at times!).

Just ask seven-time Tour De France winner & Texan Lance Armstrong, Timmy: being an Atheist must do something for you. And not just in terms of athletic performance, neither.