My church recently visited the college, and many did not aprrove. They have very low dress standards. (Ex. Girls wear shorts to play volleyball in) I do not approve of that at all! I also don't agree with them competing with secular universities.
As far as guys and girls not walking together, and being in the same elevator, I do agree with their stand on that. I just don't see why they couldn't have those kind of standards in the rest of the college.
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The same ELEVATOR?!?!?? This is only proof that when these poor kids step out of the antiseptic bubbles of places like Pensacola Christian College, they have lost touch with the way the world works. What will this poor girl do if she ever gets a job?...wait, that's right, it's the girl's duty to stay at home and be the husband's personal maid.
Someone tell me T4C isn't real...someone tell me T4C isn't real....
There's something wrong with people who can't be around the opposite sex without having problems controlling their behavior. Maybe it has to do with the way fundies assume that women are property and at the same time believe women are all nymphomaniacs trying to "tempt" men.
Maybe that attitude still goes down at the warehouse in Bumblefuck, Alabama. But in corporate America, men and women work together all the time. They go on business trips together, negotiate with each other, participate on teams, etc. Anyone who has a problem treating the opposite sex as respected coworkers will soon be weeded out. If you don't learn how to deal on equal, non-sexual terms with the opposite sex by the time you're in college, when will you learn?
(Ex. Girls wear shorts to play volleyball in) I do not approve of that at all!
So, I take it they don't let you out of the gated compound very often, then? It's just a mercy nobody ever told her about bikinis. Her poor brain would probably break.
I also don't agree with them competing with secular universities.
Why? Because they don't get upset over the sight of knees, or because they might have someone on the team who's sensible enough not to buy into your Puritanical nonsense?
If your only purpose in life is to be someone's wife, why would you waste the money to go to college?
She's right though, just today I had sex with every woman that got in the elevator with me. It was exhuasting.
Define walking together. What if they're going to the same place at the same speed at the same time? Are they just supposed to ignore the others' existance? Is one supposed to stop for a few minutes to let the other get farther away?
What's with the elevator thing, eh? So if you're in a hurry and some dude is standing in the elevator, you're supposed to say "oops. I'll just stand here and wait for it to come back."
When will people realize that it's impractical and unrealistic to treat men and women like uncontrollable sex-crazed bonobos? Hmm... I wonder what the fundie mind represses on a daily basis...
Another nugget of brilliance from Ms. "You belong to your dad until your wedding day" and "Blue jeans are sinful". Honestly, does she even have a sex drive left, or did she have it surgically removed?
I can't imagine what she'd think of the Naked Mile we used to have at U of M every year.
Doesn't it ever occur to these people that segregating the sexes when they're in their hyper-hormonal teenage phases may just possibly lead them to be curious about same-sex experimentation?
Which we know, of course, is of the Debil.
Hey, ever heard of Saudi Arabia? You'd love it there. With every new post that appears on FSTDT, I have even more trouble telling you nuts apart from the Islamic nuts. I think you'd have a pretty damn hard time too, if you can see out of that burqa at all.
Psychiatrist: I’m going to give you Rorschach test. What that means is, I’m going to show you a number of inkblot pictures, I’ll hold them up for you, and you tell me what you see. Okay? Let’s begin.
Bluegrass Girl: Umm, boys holding hands with girls.
Psychiatrist: And this one?
Bluegrass Girl: Women’s breasts in the centre of a bouquet of penises.
Psychiatrist: All-right
How about this one?
Bluegrass Girl: A witch raping a donkey with a baby’s leg.
Psychiatrist: Uh
Bluegrass Girl: That ones a Roman snake orgy, that’s a dog with a hentai tentacle penis, and that’s a lesbian drinking blood from her own ass while bound with black plastic wrap. Geeze Doc, don’t you have any pictures that AREN’T about sex?
"As far as guys and girls not walking together, and being in the same elevator ... "
This aroused (heh) my curiousity: what could happen in the elevator? If it accidentally gets stuck between two floors, do the people who got stuck in it throw themselves immediately into a bonobo orgy?
They have very low dress standards. (Ex. Girls wear shorts to play volleyball in) Goddamned prudes, now they won't even let the fundies play volleyball naked from the waist down.
Countdown to rapture indeed.
I really don't want to trawl through that cesspit site to find the original thread. Is she actually talking about that Pensacola madhouse, by any chance? Can it actually be possible that she thinks fucking Pensacola Christian College, of all places, isn't strict enough?
I would have thought that shorts were actually more modest than say the short, pleated skirts we used to wear for PE at school. The skirts used to flap up and down when you were jumping around and showed your knickers, shorts would have been much better.
Whatever happens to kids who graduate from these sorts of colleges? Pardon my anecdotal evidence, but from my experience, too many of them turn into sex-crazed bonobos, only without the ability to form grown-up emotional relationships with the other bonobos.
What's the point of a young woman who is this mind-fucked going to college, anyway? She can't have a career, she obviously isn't going to select her future husband there herself, heck, she can't even think independently. That tuition is just wasted. (Better spent on tithes ;-)
Competing with secular universities?
If sports, all the repression Could make for some really good aggression.
If scholastics, oh my, the biology section alone is going to be nothing but one long disturbing experience for everyone in the room
John, UberLutheran and Redhunter FTW!
(Ex. Girls wear shorts to play volleyball in) I do not approve of that at all!
I suspect that Bluegrass Girl would get a seizure if she ever discovered Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball ^^
Shorts? You think you have problems? I have students turning up still wearing pyjamas for a lecture ...
Seriously? Would you happen to have pictures? :P
A lesbian drinking blood from her own ass while bound with black plastic wrap. image
Sheesh. All I ever got out of sharing an elevator with guys at college is the pong of trapped farts and body odor. Where do you have to go to be hit on by a cute guy (or guys) while the elevator's stuck between floors? And how come fundies always find these places? Of course a fundy girl would sprout porcupine needles to avoid such an event, but that's her problem. She can just watch.
Or rock in the corner, praying and covering her eyes.
If us girls wore skirts to play volleyball in, we'd flash panties whenever we jumped, and I'm sure you wouln't want that. Or maybe you would...
Girls and boys can't walk with each other? I walk with boys all the time. And sharing elevators? What, are you afraid a girl might see a pair of jeans she likes and gets a pair and *gasp* goodness forbid, wear them?!
(Ex. Girls wear shorts to play volleyball in)
What else are they supposed to wear? Long skirts? I think not.
I also don't agree with them competing with secular universities.
Then don't join any competative groups. In fact don't even go if you're going to be a baby.
and being in the same elevator,
Wow.
What do you do in hotels?
My church recently visited the college, and many did not aprrove. They have very low dress standards. (Ex. Girls wear shorts to play volleyball in) I do not approve of that at all! I also don't agree with them competing with secular universities.
HOLY FUCK - girls in shorts - NOOEEESZ. I hope they didn't let the boys see that!!
I can understand if people at the college did not approve of your visit...
How else would you be dressed to play volleyball, or any kind of sport?
Are you not up to the secular universities, or what? Is it hard to loose all the time?
Guys and girls are not contagious to each other. If they learn to interact from an early age they will think nothing of it, and won't be lusting after each other whenever they meet.
There's not much that is as asexual as a naturist camp. When you hide nothing, nothing creates tention, and you can interact as human beings.
What was the boys wearing while playing volleyball?
During all my school-years, I went to boys-and-girls schools. I don't remember any teenage pregnancies at all. How many do you have at your high school/college, Bluie?
Confused?
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