Almost all the sports were invented by Whites including the very notion of competition. Whites win most of the contests in the Olympics, totally the Winter ones, and the majority of the contests in the summer, even though they are a minority in the world.
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including the very notion of competition
Hahahahahaha. Ok, the rest is bullshit, but this is just plain silly. Keep telling yourself that, maybe your big toe will believe it someday.
...help me out here, field biologists; observed instances of apparent (friendly, sporting) competition in non-humans? i want to say corvids, but that could be written off as play. dolphins?
"including the very notion of competition "
lmao, what planet and/or drugs were you on when you reached this conclusion? Also, RSTDT.
Just one of the Golds won that'll ensure Team GB surpass China in the medals table:
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Enjoy your MC Escher-esque multi-dimensional paradox, Ed. >:D
Almost all the sports were invented by Whites
Australian rules football - invented by Australian Aboriginals. Lacrosse - invented by American Indians. Also, archery has huge influence from Asian traditions.
including the very notion of competition
...wat
totally the Winter ones
Couldn't be because the vast majority of countries which seriously compete in the Winter Olympics are majority or almost entirely white, right?
Oh, and explain why South Korea can kick your ass at speed skating? And don't bring up Apolo Ohno, he's half-Japanese. South Korea, Japan, and China all have more medals than plenty of white nations.
and the majority of the contests in the summer
lolololololololololololol. Turn on half the fucking sports if not more and they'll either be dominated by black people (often from Africa, if not, probably American blacks) or the Chinese/Koreans. Hey, at least you have swimming, which scientifically white people are best at for the same reason black people are best at track and field.
Your thesis = fail
"Whites win most of the contests in the Olympics, totally the Winter ones, and the majority of the contests in the summer"
Not twelve hours ago, Gold no. 7 from the Boltmeister:
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As Mister Spak demonstrates above, If a picture paints a thousand words...!
Brazil's Thiago Braz Da Gold :
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He beat two white men in the Pole Vault.
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...oh, and enjoy your MC Escher-esque multi-dimensional paradox II, Ed.
Not twelve minutes ago, Gold no. 8 from the Boltmeister:
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Your 'argument' isn't looking very good, Ed: unlike Usain here. >:D
...and yes: you know it had to happen:
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Gold no. 9 from the Boltmeister.
And considering who came second in the Men's 4x100 Metres Relay, the very notion of your 'argument' having the right to exist now has just four years left before it becomes extinct when the cauldron is lit in Tokyo.
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