You are bound to get a lot of anomolies when you try and explain evidence by such a dumb hypothesis like evolution. Try creationism and the flood of Noah and all that unexplained stuff goes away.
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Try creationism and the flood of Noah and all that unexplained stuff goes away.
Didn't the creationists build an entire 'museum' to try to explain away all the unexplained stuff resulting from creationism and Noah's flood? didn't they also fail (and continue to fail) to explain them?
Here's a few questions: where did all the flood water go? How did Noah deal with all the animal poop? How were the animals fed on the ark? Where are the pre-cambrian bunny fossils?
"How does electricity work?"
"God does it by a miracle."
"How did the Allies win the second world war?"
"God did it by a miracle."
... gosh, you're right, all those difficult questions just vanish, don't they? I wish I'd known that when I was a student.
@Paler_Face
And you're right, those are only a few of the whopping great holes in that tale.
"Annie, You got some 'splaining to do"
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Also, "magic" doesn't count as an explanation. How does the magic work?
"Try creationism and the flood of Noah and all that unexplained stuff goes away."
The OP's first attempt at trolling, I take it.
"anomolies"? Yeah, you seem to spout a lot of lies, all right, dearie.
Evolution is a theory, not an hypothesis. Creationism isn't even an hypothesis, as stated in the Kitzmiller vs Dover trial.
Try myths and legends and all that unexplained stuff don't matter no more. Sure...
Yeah, it does! I just say "Godddidit" and "Flooddidit" and everything is explained! When there's something that looks evil or imperfect I say "Satandidit" and "Falldidit!" Simple as that! If anyone uses a logical argument, I just tell them they're going to hell, give them questionable "evidence," or do a number of other such shady debating techniques! -Annie Linux
"There are two types of people you can't argue with successfully: people who are right and know what they're doing and people who are so wrong that they must use logical gymnastics to support their position." -Me
"Try creationism and the flood of Noah and all that unexplained stuff goes away."
Exept for all the rocks, all the fossils, all the DNA and the laws of physisc. Other than that. there are no "anomolies".
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