In my experience the cult I was raised in practiced Satanism along with Wicca, if on different occasions. The cult members were also big devotees of Aleister Crowley. All three, Satanism, Wicca and Crowley practitioners often are found in the same group, Crowley being a large influence in the doctrines of the other two.
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All three, Satanism, Wicca and Crowley practitioners often are found in the same group
Only in the minds of fundies.
Cool story, bro.
@Professor von SCIENCE!!!
They didn't happen to be from the Anderfells, did they? I hear they're known for that.
@ Valerius
However did you know? ^_^
Seriously, maybe all of these kids who grew up in these wicca/Crowley/Satanic cults are all actually the bastard children of dead kings. You know, just a lot less likeable than Alistair and more unpleasant than Morrigan.
@Professor von SCIENCE!!!
Haha, possibly. My theory is that they're mostly ex-templars going through severe lyrium withdrawal, so their ability to comprehend reality is tenuous at best.
Wiccans, Satanists and Crowley, oh my!
In my experience the cult I was raised in practiced Satanism along with Wicca, if on different occasions. The cult members were also big devotees of Aleister Crowley.
And they were vampires. And werewolves. Oh, and pirates, too!
In my experience, you're a liar, and a poor one at that.
I wanna round up every bullshitter who claims that they belonged to <x> disenfranchised group and it practiced baby-eating and human sacrifice and banish them to another dimension.
Maybe the dimension of agonizingly awkward fankids. What do you guys think?
"All three, Satanism, Wicca and Crowley practitioners often are found in the same group"
There were no Jedi Knights?
Shit cults abound in fundieland, once you indoctrinate people into full-on stupid beliefs they accept any wackadoo shit you can throw at them.
Who believes in Taro cards, Ouija boards, ghosts, aliens, fictional beasts, divine humans, curses, legends more than fundamentalist Bible Belters? Where did the death cults mostly arise in America, where are the most segregated communes and militias, home(church)schoolers?
You name it, they'll believe it UNLESS scientists claim it.
In my experience the cult I was raised in practiced Satanism along with Wicca, if on different occasions. The cult members were also big devotees of Aleister Crowley. All three, Satanism, Wicca and Crowley practitioners often are found in the same group, Crowley being a large influence in the doctrines of the other two.
Lies from start to finish. Satanism has nothing to do with Wicca or Crowley. Crowley wasn't a Satanist. Wicca has no connection to Crowley, you're confusing him with Gerald Gardner, who also had no connection to Crowley. Satanism is not the same thing as Thelema or Wicca. Crowley had no interest whatsoever in Wicca and nothing to do with the founding of it. The core beliefs of Wicca are the complete opposite of the darker theology you're trying to associate it with.
There might be times when Wiccans, Satanists and Thelema practitioners might be in the same place: a Pagan festival or event. All three groups consider themselves part of the Pagan community, so this makes sense. They are not, however, all part of the same spiritual Tradition.
If you're going to post lies, at least bother to learn about the beliefs you're lying about first. You've just identified yourself as not having a clue about...well, anything.
Congratulations on having no integrity or credibility whatsoever.
Let me guess, after the pope got done making the traditional Jewish sacrifices to the Atheist god Ri'cward Do'kenz, he climbed the minaret and called the coven to pray towards Mecca. It was a joyous Diwali celebration afterward, and then Satan prepared an orgy for the worship of Jupiter.
Right, you're a dope who's making it all up like Mike Warnke or Lauren Stratford. Y'know, those guys always get found out, you know that, right?
At the risk of being pelted with apples; I know a coven that practices like that. There aren't a lot of pagans where they're based so they accept members from several different religions. The head priest worships Hecate. One of the members is a satanist. But it's a loose association, not a cult like the liar for the lawd is describing.
CSB time.
So I've got this aunt who repeatedly argues against the right of marriage for gays. Or any other rights for gays, period, full stop, since in her mind, gays are EXACTLY the same as pedophiles and rapists. To bolster her position, she also made the claim that she had really good gay friends who ALSO didn't think that gays should be married, because reasons.
When pressed hard, she finally, reluctantly--very reluctantly--admitted it wasn't "friends" plural. It was one. And he wasn't really a friend, he was just this guy who spoke at her church once. He claimed to be a "reformed" ex-gay cult member who escaped his cultist family. He ALSO claimed on other occasions to be a survivor of Satanic ritual abuse, a former Illuminati insider, and a world=-renowned expert on demon possession. Lulz. None of these things she ever questioned.
For added larfs, she also refers to everyone who voted for Obama--or anyone else to the left of Torquemada--as "gullibots," and rails at length about how they've been conditioned to blindly accept whatever crap they're told, just because it "happens to agree with their preconceived notions."
Oh, stop fucking lying. I actually am a Satanist (Luciferian). Firstly, Crowley was never a Satanist. Depending on when you're talking about, he was either a Kemetic or a follower of Thelema.
@ Rat_Bastid:
“In my experience the cult I was raised in practiced Satanism along with Wicca, if on different occasions.”
“The cult members were also big devotees of Aleister Crowley.”
“ All three, Satanism, Wicca and Crowley practitioners”
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