You bet Neaderthals were a separate species; they and other humanoid fossils were a product of genetic engineering amalgamation between apes and humans done by pre-flood scientists to provide slave laborers
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I like the reply this guy got:
"Genetic engineering by Pre-flood scientists??? Dude, put aside the poppy seeds, they've already started to work"
Well, Neanderthals WERE a separate species, but his joke of an assessment on their origin is just downright absurd.
I honestly can't tell if this guy's kidding or not. Regardless, I'm going to agree with Revolt.
So let's see if I got this right. People were creating new humanoid species through genetic engineering, which isn't even possible now, thousands of years ago to be their slaves? Since you're obviously just pulling stuff from your ass wouldn't it have just been easier to say that God created these humanoids to serve mankind? You know, since he supposedly created everything else just for our benefit. No, of course not, that wouldn't be wacky enough.
Riiight. We can't even do that NOW, so what makes you think some fucking goat herders could handle it 6,000 years ago?
Oh, right, because you're full of shit.
Why am I picturing an over-acting Charleton Heston, on his knees, one fist raised in the air, shouting upwards, "Damn you!", upon discovering the human race came from genetically engineered slave-labor Neanderthals?
Before the flood human technology was such that:
1. genetically engineering a new species for slave labor was not big deal (we can't come close to doing that now)
2. Noah had to build his Ark out of wood because that was the limits of pre flood technology.
......at the signpost up ahead, your next stop, the What the Fuck Zone....
You bet Neaderthals were a separate species;
they and other humanoid fossils were a product of genetic engineering amalgamation between apes and humans done by pre-flood scientists to provide slave laborers
Compared to the load of crap you've just written, "Angels Did It" sounds pretty damn rational.
"You bet Neaderthals were a separate species; they and other humanoid fossils were a product of genetic engineering amalgamation between apes and humans done by pre-flood scientists to provide slave laborers"
Uh, "scientists" at the time were busy working out how to chip a stone into an efficient spear point. I don't think they had much time for genetic engineering projects.
You bet Neaderthals were a separate species; they and other humanoid fossils were a product of genetic engineering amalgamation between apes and humans done by pre-flood scientists to provide slave laborers
Odd how Noah left those brainiacs behind
"You bet Neaderthals were a separate species; they and other humanoid fossils were a product of genetic engineering amalgamation between apes and humans done by pre-flood scientists to provide slave laborers"
o_O
Where do they get this stuff?!?
So they could do genetic engineering, but it took Noah over 100 years to create a boat out of Gopher wood? As others have said, why not just train the apes?
We almost need two ratings, one for fundie (this isn't fundie, it doesn't follow anyones dogma) and one for plane batshit crazy.
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"they and other humanoid fossils were a product of genetic engineering amalgamation between apes and humans done by pre-flood scientists to provide slave laborers "
The film "Stargate" is not a documentary; and reading those books by Erich von Daniken too much isn't healthy, you know.
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"That'd make an interesting sci-fi plot, actually -- scientists engineering a slave race...has this been done often?"
kenrayd had better not watch the anime series "Steel Angel Kurumi" then, if he knows what's good for him. The concept of scientists from the future, creating superpowered androids to save humanity in the past, would blow his mind.
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"now I can't stop picturing a bunch of cro-magnons in lab coats"
kenrayd must think those GEICO adverts are documentaries, then.
They were the same pre-flood scientists that made the quantum ark that could hold two of every animal in the entire world, all the food they would need, and dispose of the mountains of crap they would produce.
"Pre-flood scientists" :D
This assumes that there was a universal flood when there was not. It assumes that iron-age people were "scientists", when neither natural philosophy nor the scientific method that transcended philosophy existed. A statement from false premises is flawed. The timeline is also confused, because those archaic homo sapiens neanderthalensis predated the authors of the texts that would eventually be compiled into Genesis. Those authors, ignorant of the world, had no idea that they existed either.
Meanwhile, in the real world, real scientists doing real science continue to discover more real evidence confirming the fact that real evolution really works. So much so, that we can predict where to look for more transitional fossils despite the rarity of fossilization, in the real world. Emphasis on real mine.
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