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I recently found out (through the help of another deliverance worker in Jay's ministry) that I was married to a "wife" in the spirit realm. One day prior to this, I had a weird dream where I was leading a team of mercenaries, SWAT-style, through this coliseum like building to find and eliminate bad guys. This didn't seem out of the ordinary; just a standard dream where one is doing pseudo random things in a pseudo random environment that wouldn't make much sense in the physical. Anyhow, towards the end I'm in this wide-open room where I encounter this short, pygmy-looking nude woman. Well, it reminded me of a woman, although its demeanor was more savage-like. I proceeded to pick it up and slam it around due to still being in my dream-state role of crime-fighting mercenary.

Here's where things get a bit graphic. Suddenly, as the thing begins to get up from off the ground, it begins to grab at and reach for my genitalia. As it does so, I get aroused (not proud to admit it...) and put up little resistance to its advances. Once it successfully grabs me in that area, I immediately wake up.

Upon awaking (I'm wearing pants and a belt over my underwear), I fully ejaculate. And while this is happening, it feels like a tiny hand is griping the end of my sexual organ. It didn't feel good, at all. Along with the embarrassment and shock, I also get terribly nauseous. Not going to lie--it felt like rape.

Immediately, I emailed the deliverance worker in Jay's ministry, who got back with me and informed that it sounded like I had a spirit wife, that needed to be immediately divorced and denounced in prayer to God. He linked me to a webpage containing a powerful set of warfare prayers which intricately denounce the details of this evil covenant (spiritual wedding rings, altars, legal documents, etc.) Yes, it covered a lot of detail, but we've got to remember that demons are strict, strict legalists. It kind of makes sense to me now why there's so many jokes about lawyers being in h*ll (pardon the humor). Finally, the deliverance worker also advised me to check my hands in the spirit realm for any rings or bands, indicating my "married" status. These were to be immediately taken off and renounced in the name of Jesus.

I had an intense session of prayer warfare later on that late evening, after which I affirmed the prayers from the webpage again and went to sleep. In this dream, I encountered more demonic spirits masquerading as different people I knew or seen (one even took the form of President Obama...). I believe a few of these were sent to the pit, as I recall calling God's holy angels to help me out during every encounter. Towards the end of this dream, I noticed a TV set in front of me on a stand. I immediately went toward it and checked my hands. On my right hand (ring finger), I noticed that it had what looked to be a darkened ring.

In faith, I pulled it off and denounced it in Jesus' name and called for God's holy angels to drag the spirit away from me. After giving this command, I could tangibly feel something being forcibly pulled off me from my left side! As this was going on, I began hearing this spirit's audible whispers, "No!...I love you...". I could taste victory.

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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