Ray Comfort #fundie

Ray Comfort #fundie ecclesia.org

The banana-the atheist's nightmare.

Note that the banana:

1) Is shaped for human hand
2) Has non-slip surface
3) Has outward indicators of inward content:
    Green-too early,
    Yellow-just right,
    Black-too late.
4) Has a tab for removal of wrapper
5) Is perforated on wrapper
6) Bio-degradable wrapper
7) Is shaped for human mouth
8) Has a point at top for ease of entry
9) Is pleasing to taste buds
10) Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.

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old comment by Zadic

I wonder if anyone ever sat him down and tried to explain green bananas to him that are always raw and cooked much like potatoes instead of eaten like yellow, dessert bananas.
I also love the fact that they originate from Asian - By his logic I suppose his god favors these non-Christians more as he gave these people the one fruit that was supposedly perfectly made for man. Then again maybe it was his god's plan to wait for the modern world to come about so he could convince these heathens that they need to spread the almighty banana to the deserving Christian population and their trade really has nothing to do with wanting to make a profit...What an idiot. The least he could've done was to research the fruit before opening his mouth. Ten minutes on the Internet and you can find a lot about the history of this "perfect" fruit before cultivation. Including the glorious fact that they, like everything else, would be filled with seeds if it were not for man's ability to use their brain more so than this guy. All this nonsense does is lower his position as any rational person with common sense and the ability to check facts can debunk it.

old comment by Typhon

Seems to me the dude's right! Much like the Cola Can, the banana was created - likely by a committee! But see the wonderful fig - hard? Leave it for a while longer. Soft and not visibly rotting? Eat! And look - nothing to discard! HOLY SHIT IN HELL! Plus, it's perfectly fitted for your closed hand! HIDE IT FROM GREEDY STRANGERS AND FRIENDS ALIKE! You could even eat it in one bite in most cases - WOW! And, magically enough, you could rationalize the perfectness of anything else you encounter. And that's a good quality to have - it has a lot to do with optimism and innovation - traits not too common among those of the herd. Now, from the site the banana came from - "Second, we have faith in plenty of things we don't understand. Did you understand the mechanics of television before you turned it on? Probably not. You took a step of faith, turned it on, and after it worked, understanding how it worked wasn't that important. We accept that there are unseen television waves right in front of our eyes. We can't see them because they are invisible. For them to manifest, we need a receiver, then we can enjoy the experience of television." First off, understanding the TV means being able to fix it yourself, at little or no cost, much like viewing the world yourself allows you to avoid cults - not quite unimportant, eh? Second, turning it on didn't require me much faith... That was curiosity, something herds tends to discourage. Third, no such thing as "television waves" to accept, good sir. But hell, that's not really important, is it? BTW, isn't the "desert banana" one of the most disease-susceptible fruits?

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Note that Ray Comfort:

1) Thinks humans had nothing to do with the domestication of the banana
2) Thinks "bibliophile" means "bible pedophile"
2) Spells "heinous" as "hennas"
4) Spells "thoughts" as "thorts"
5) Thinks his eyes have no blind spot and humans can have eyes transplanted
6) Thinks evolution claims individuals evolve during their own lifetime
7) Thinks evolution claims male and female evolved separately, each by "splitting in half" before they each simultaneously evolved compatible organs and processes for sexual reproduction
8) Thinks evolution claims to explain abiogenesis, gravity, seasons, and the positions of the sun and the planets
9) Thinks existence of the Crocoduck would confirm evolution
10) Claims to care about logic and intellectual honesty

Ray Comfort #fundie ecclesia.org

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