I am not stupid because I know that GOD is real and he loves me and he has a plan for my life. I am not goo!!!!
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Goo? No. One would have to, at least, remove the bones to make you "goo". As is, I would say you're "crunchy goo".
Translation: "God damn it, I'm special!"
You have surpassed John Edwards as biggest douche in the universe.
You forgot to add:
*stomps feet and pouts*
I yam not stupid. I yam just waiting for god to give me the clue that I yam waiting for.
I yam not goo!!! !
Fine, I am not ... ashtray.
I'm not goo, either. I'm a solid human being, possessing a skeletal structure and a brain. How amazing.
I'm also not stupid because I have educated myself, scrutinized my prejudices, and made decisions for myself regarding my life and place in the universe, rather than having it decided for me by the Great Pumpkin.
Dude, what is that thing on Creationist's head? It looks like a brain-sucking slug, but... ::poke... poke:: it's... dead... must've starved...
@Old Viking -- goo goo gajoob?
"I am not goo!!!!"
Look, I like reading Michael Crichton's novels as much as the next person - but reading "Prey" too much (about nanotechnology going wrong) and thinking it's a non -fiction book isn't healthy, you know, Creationist.
“I am not stupid because I know that GOD is real”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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