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Homosexuals are not called "dogs" by God in the Bible for nothing (Deuteronomy 23:18). Now you know the true origin of Aids among mankind. It had its origin from homosexuals who had and continue to have anal, genital and oral sex with animals. Now you understand one reason God forbids fornication. The next time you get ready to have illicit sex of whatever type, you might want to ask: "With whom or with what kind of animal did this person last copulate with?"
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Nothing to do with doing it doggy style at all is it!
Well, technically, even heterosexuals are having sex with animals...
I am so thankful that I can enjoy a healthy sex life and I have NEVER ONCE thought to ask my partner if they had recently copulated with a sheep!!!
Since humans are animals, some of this makes sense. Naw, just kidding. It's pretty fucked up.
Listen darling, homosexuals don´t copulate with animals. Moreover, bestiality is performed, temporarily, that´s it, by heterosexual people because of their URGES. Second, dog is a common metaphore in the Middle East for outcast or miserable person because the dog is considered an impure animal(as if we say pig in the West). Second, that the Bible employs that metaphore DOESN´T MEAN AT ALL THAT THERE IS BESTIALITY ON THERE. AIDS, as a matter of fact, was spread through the eating of monkey flesh and the use of its injected blood for rituals and in Africa has been spread through heterosexual contact.
Okay, this is just a grammar thing, but...
If there is the slightest possibility in my mind that the person I'm with may have had sex with an animal...I doubt my meat and two veg would even be in the vicinity.
Here, Crosis, try with this. It's designed to punch through armor, it should penetrate even a fundie skull.image
"Dogs" in Deut. 23:18 has nothing to do with the canine species. It's generally thought to refer to male prostitutes. The preceding passage (23:17) forbids the keeping of cult prostitutes (female or male) in the temple. 23:18 further forbids the tithing of income from them. It refers to the females and males as harlots and dogs, both strong pejoratives.
"Stuart, you've been fooling around with Mister Snuggles again", sheesh.
Next time I fornicate with a Christian I'll have to ask myself "Who or what does he think I had sexual intercourse with last?"
"Stuart, you've been fooling around with Mister Snuggles again", sheesh.
Next time I fornicate with a Christian I'll have to ask myself "Who or what does he think I had sexual intercourse with last?"
Ok, so homosexuality and bestiality are apparently the same thing. And because of bestiality and homosexuality, "...God forbids fornication." Well, then your parents are going to Hell, Mr. Robert T. Lee. And I doubt (or at least hope) that no one is dumb enough to listen to you go on with this shpiel without kicking you in the nuts with an iron boot.
Actually, it looks like he has multiple sons. So sterilizing him won't help much. (Besides, he could adopt had he proven to be sterile)
Interestingly, he used to be an atheist. So as far as he's concerned, the law says that he deserves death (aside from the whole sinned-in-Adam conceit). I don't understand the whole point of glorifying God, admittedly. You're supposed to swear fealty to the ideal, not the teacher (the teacher swore fealty to that same ideal, anyway. What do you need to harass the middleman for?).
Since when did Gay = sex with animals?
Wait, damnit, I was béat to the punch...
Bi girl here, and I think bestiality is animal abuse. Though I am a furry. Yes, you can be a furry without fucking animals. Yes, guy who implied we do, I AM looking at you.
Last time I checked, homosexuals have whatever kind of sex they want with HUMANS of the same gender.
Isn't one of the theories for AIDS that some people ate ape brains? Layman's theory, that is, not a scientific one.
Not all "fornications" are illicit. A lot of what fundies call fornication is just boyfriend and girlfriend having sex for a few years before they decides to get married.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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