['Steer Clear Of George Carlin']
That's no opinion. That's fact! No Christian should have anything to do with that son of the devil (except to pray for him).
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Carlin never shoved a cruise missile up anyone's ass or knowingly caused the death of a single person, yet he's the son of the devil? These folks are not only crazy, they are dangerously insane and delusional.
Um Wow,,,, your wish is my command,,lol.
"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man
living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. "
This one would make a great bumper sticker !!
"“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
It offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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