Candidate for Georgia Governor Has History of Bestiality
What do you do when you're stupider than Joe the Plumber? There aren't enough people out there who qualify for that, so it's a hard one to answer. Fortunately for science, we have famed hardcore anti-abortion activist Neal Horseley to help us answer the question. Horseley has several claims to fame: possibly his most chilling is the anti-abortion site The Nuremberg Files, which lists the names of doctors who perform abortions, as well as the names of clinic owners and workers. The names are listed in three different fonts: black for working, greyed-out for wounded, and struck through for a doctor or worker who's been killed by anti-abortion activists.
On a (somewhat) lighter note, Horseley is also willing to 'fess up to some rather odd sexual practices. In 2005, on an episode of The Alan Colmes Show, Horseley talked rather frankly about how he had lost his virginity to a mule (more):
"Is it true?" Colmes asked.
"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"
Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
After having advertised his love for all things four-legged, you would think that Horsley would slink back into the shadows where he could indulge both his homicidal and bestial fantasies in private. Nope. That would be the smart thing to do, and smart isn't on Horsley's personal agenda. Instead, he's running for governor of Georgia. In fact, Horsley thinks that his frankness with Colmes in 2005 might actually help his chances: "I don't have any skeletons in my closet," he told the San Francisco Examiner. " I’ve talked about things people would never have talked about. Any skeletons I have, I take them out and rattle them around." He's committed, too. Horsley is running as the candidate of his own party, humbly called the Creator's Rights Party, which has a secessionist agenda. He's said that he's willing to kill his own son, a sergeant in the U.S. Army, for the sake of that agenda. Crazy and stupid is always a bad combination.
